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Just sitting here thinking to myself, it's only been 75 years since it became normal for parents not to bury their own children. It's only been about 3 generations since we mourned a quarter of our children. It's been a tiny sliver of a slice of the history of humanity since surviving your first 10 years was a coin flip

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and I can't even imagine it. I cannot comprehend what it was like for 99.99% of history. How did they survive burying half of their children? I fully expect my own children to outlive me; it will be considered a rare, unexpected tragedy if they don't. How was this much misery normal for that much of history?

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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Box art for Waluigi's Perfectly Normal Day for the Switch 2

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The ascending and descending whistle too...

This bird GETS it.

Let's play hide and seek?

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I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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I know the small horse discourse has moved on but I just want to acknowledge that when OP removed the horse to put in Twilight Sparkle they also removed the back end of the smaller horse in the background.

Effectively giving us something like this:

I point this out not to ridicule OP, honestly they did quite well in their edit and that flashing yellow horse outline about shows the extent of my MS paint skills, but I wanted to share how much joy I got out of that omission.

That's all. We can go back to the equine estimation now.

are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying

so logically

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The physics of balancing toys 🙃

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guy who is fun-ruiningly pedantic about the differences between a labyrinth and a maze

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Before today, I had not seen Bob. Now, I have seen many Bobs and I have also gazed into the face of Fear itself.

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You know how it is

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I mean, you can totally criticize eels for their predatory behavior but they'll just take it as a compliment. You could also insult their lack of legs, and tell them "you'd never survive on land" but then the eel is just like "fuck would I want to go on LAND for?" or "what the heck is land?"

Eels. Perfectly suited for their ecological niche but do not appeal to the wider biome demographic. And that's just fine.

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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bananas ROTAT E

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

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Here's that drawing of Papyrus I did for my commission sheet :] I really like how it turned out actually