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A: I'm sorry, I'm saving myself for god.

A: might I introduce you to my friend, though?

B: whats poppin

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A: hey, asshole! B: huh? A: i'll see you in court. B: Huh?? A: Food court!! A: we are friends :)

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A: I've looked into your past. B: ...oh? A: and I know about what you did in habbo hotel B: oh..... fffuck.

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A: I am a normal person. who has normal thoughts. all the time. A, seeing B roadrunner their ass past them, doing something sassy in the process: they should give me landmines.

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A: I hate to disagree with you. B: please. You love to disagree with me more than anything. B: it's your favourite thing in the world.

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A: why did you uninvite me from your party B: B: you kissed my partner A: you snooze you lose. A: B: A: can i please come.

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A: yes, I forgive you. A: I four-give you seconds to run.

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A: is that mistletoe? B: uh. no. that's basil. A: ah, too bad.... if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.... B: yeah, no, it's definitely basil.

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A: I do not "have PTSD" That's just the wizard's curse. A: The wizard is B but that's not relevant

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A: just think of B as the angel on your shoulder A: and me as the pushier angel that tells you to do stuff that makes you uncomfortable C: you mean the fucking devil?

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A: VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT PLEASE LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME!!! A: I want to fight a large river fish with my bare hands. A: THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT IS ALL!!!!

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A: pride cometh before the fall A: and brother, I am one gay motherfucker celebrating

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A: know that no matter how cunty you are, I am more cunty than you A: this is because I both slay and am an asshole of the highest calibre A: seethe and cope.

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A: I feel something... B: a pulse? A: No, C removed my veins years ago.

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A: they're more than adequate dear, i'm not disappointed. B: I guess I just thought you'd be more impressed... A: when I was young my snacks had a touch of lead. A: it can't be helped.

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A: right now, I'm in pain. B: why? B: ...because of me? A: no, because this crab is fucking pinching my toe.

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A: omw out to the restaurant B: okay but no more bottomless mac and cheese A: NOOOOOOOO??!?! B: I called A: girl no you didn't B: and told them if a lil gay boy comes in A: NOOOOOOOOOOO B: no mac n cheese. B: you're cooked. like mac n cheese.