#mood: smug

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: I hope you're watching B... Oh who am I kidding, there's no-one in the world that you hate more than me! B, watching surveillance: ...there's no-one I hate more in this world than that person. B: C, that motherfucker.

[elliewiltarwyn]

i have hired this catgirl to give you a patronizingly smug look, with accentuated eyebrow. she's not mad, she's not disappointed, she's not even trying to make you feel bad. you just did something silly and she thinks you're a moron (affectionate).

[reactionimagesdaily]

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Lawlu is perfect because ofc Luffy would get with the guy who has 'eat' tattooed on both hands

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Question. I think Sonic and Tails are just good friends. I don’t believe Sonic raised Tails, and I don’t believe Sonic and Tails have a sibling or father son type bond. Am I allowed to say that? With how many people on this site seem to cheer “the brothers ever”, “they’re brothers your honor”, and “unbreakable bond”, I get the feeling that I would get internet crucified (or real life crucified, idk) for saying anything that doesn’t run parallel to this strongly held belief. So, can I say that I think Sonic and Tails are just good friends and that your opinion is also valid? Or am I going to suddenly suffer a stroke after you read this from you killing me with your mind?

i don’t care. block me if you don’t like them being portrayed like that

[roguelov]

We know that Morpheus' sad wet cat mood literally floods the dreaming, but what if he makes his lover squirt so violently that it results in the torrential rain that floods part of the dreaming. Imagine Morpheus' inner smugness and reader's blush when Lucienne reports to him that he needs to address the drainage issues.

Anon what have you brought me? What thots have you inflicted onto me? I am totally sane about this

You didn’t even know it was possible, well you didn’t know two things were possible. One, the surprising and blissful orgasmic release that made you squirt, and two, the effect it brought upon onto the Dreaming. Was it truly your doing? Or maybe Dream? Dream who loved it so much that he unknowingly altered the Dreaming.

Well.

He did.

He did love it. He couldn’t help, but moan loudly at the sight.

But, all you knew was the torrential downpour that occurred seconds after, and how you both stood in the throne room after your fun watching as rain trickled in through the high vaulted ceiling. The rain from outside had yet to slow down. Staring up at the ceiling in a mixture of emotions, your attention shifted upon hearing the clacking of shoes. Lucienne strolled in with a clipboard in hand.

“Most of the castle has been flooded,” she stated, scanning over her list. “Nothing too serious, only minor flood damage. An easy fix.”

You glanced away, finding more interest in a puddle. Your body felt extremely hot and flushed.

Dream, however, kept his composure. “Of course, thank you, Lucienne. Please inform Mervyn to begin clean up, I will do my best here shortly to fix the issue.”

Lucienne nodded, then walked off.

Alone again, Dream turned his attention to you. His eyes twinkled with mischief. “My dear, look at what you’ve done.”

You whirled around, staring dumbfounded. “Me? No, no, this was your doing!”

He hummed, smirking a little. He reached out, trailing his fingers along your jaw to draw you close to him. His lips skimmed over yours. “Perhaps, it was a joint effort.”

[cantsayidont]

April 28, 2008. Alison Bechdel attempts to explain herself, in the intro to THE ESSENTIAL DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR.

[gmos]

how come some computer people get so mean when you ask questions specifically worded to indicate that you're a beginner and need the simplest answer they can give

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: why did you uninvite me from your party B: B: you kissed my partner A: you snooze you lose. A: B: A: can i please come.

[emotional-support-carbuncle]

No thoughts head empty only Meteor Survivor Azem / Emet-Selch desperately kissing somewhere secluded after she finally reveals that she remembers him and that this is just the woman who died in his arms 12,000 years ago by calling him by his true name

He tastes like tears and exhaustion but he feels like home

[i3utterflyeffect]

Chosen can't even try to be there for him after it happens because they'd be kept separated

yeah......... they'd be trying their damnedest to break him out, but unfortunately that's not really an option for them. they'd try to talk to him i think though, just in case he CAN hear them. they can't really tell though, at least not immediately after victim leaves, since he's still kind of paralyzed from the whole situation

[ccaptain]

One of my cutest, tenderest NSFW headcanons has vanished off the face of my blog and no amount of keywords seem to bring it back, so expect it worded differently tomorrow.

[daily-mizuki-water]

i think my single greatest accomplishment is that i taught myself to smile like the :3 cat face

[runespoor7]

something something jc giving off incredibly off-genre gnc vibes in every cql gifset I come across because wow his loved ones* really can't stand him expressing emotions and looking sad/flustered. it's shaming-jc-for-being-Not-A-Real-Manly-Cultivator time real men don't cry etc. jyl queen of toxic repression.

*except JL, who is obviously flawless and never did a single thing wrong in his life, ever, aside from worrying his jiujiu

[swordmaid]

for me… FOR ME..!!! and for shri’iia specifically the lock in for astarion’s romance is his graveyard scene in act 3.

i think it is too quick for shri’iia to be moving on to another relationship considering her previous one was with her mistress who essentially groomed and isolated her for like … more than hundred years. learning to chase her own desires and not moulding herself to what anyone wants her to be is something so new to her…!!! and something that she’s still learning how to be comfortable with….

and what I like abt romancing astarion with her is that I usually go for the dialogue path in his act 2 confession scene where you can ask him:

- what do YOU want to do?

and he goes like honestly idk what we’re doing but /this/ is nice. it just feels like two people exploring the option to love for the first time and taking things in their own pace rather than jumping straight into the relationship. they’re going at a snails pace… they don’t know what they’re doing but they like this feeling and the vibe and they want to more of it but they’re not ready to commit to anything yet and it’s fine for them …!! and they’re only committing by the end in the graveyard scene where significant time has passed and they’ve learnt a little more about themselves and they’re both more confident about their own desires and also how they want to be loved.

like it is so fitting I think… and sweet… not to mention astarion being a high elf & a vampire and shri’iia being a drow, they have all the time of the world for themselves so I def think they would want to take their time. except if shri’iia turns into a mindflayer or drider by the end then that plan is out the window lol

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: pride cometh before the fall A: and brother, I am one gay motherfucker celebrating