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Owning ferrets is a gateway drug to further self actualization.

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Random thing I’m thinking about today is that there used to be a solid effort to preserve Louisiana French but then it got legally attacked in the 1920s when they banned French speaking schools and French speaking people from Louisiana were really important for communication and translation during WW2 but French still kept declining and French schools are legal again now but a lot of the teachers in those schools are from Quebec or France so the kids aren’t learning Cajun French and French is still on the decline in Louisiana and like that’s supposed to be where you can hear French in a swamp we need to keep that going like at one point half of people in Louisiana spoke French and now that number is down to like six percent or something

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Home is where you have an effectively unlimited amount of string.

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me flying around in circles looking for the thermal I just fell out of

its gotta be around here somewhere

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im doing my bestest

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Unfortunately, I don't speak after I think. So you're just as 😶 as I am.

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I lied. I don’t know how to stop the yearning for dumb things like love and hand holding

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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I had a nightmare.

It started off light and silly - I was a psychic, effortlessly solving minor hauntings or w/e. Mob Psycho with Scooby Doo or Psych vibes.

So this guy brings in this old coat rack that kept rattling. I'm laughing at the mental image of a coat rack shrugging off a coat, while telekinesising a hammer to affix it to the wall by the single nail that came with it.

When it's there the whole thing starts violently shaking until the rest of the rack fell apart, leaving only the old rusted nail, quivering. So I reach out to touch it. And when my finger made contact, I got a little zap - like those prank gum wrappers.

But my mind made contact with something that was full of malevolent hatred and wrath.

It was confined within the nail, but the metaphysical space it took up was enormous, and dense, and immediately expanded to surround me too. Panicked, I started mentally backtracking, but it was shredding my psyche as I escaped, and when I finally got out, all I could do was lie trembling in the fetal position, repeating my own name out loud to try and not forget who I was.

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Y'all you gotta microwave your gummy worms!

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Today I noticed than, man, I have a lot of dings from hail on my car roof. And got an advertisement for hail repair.

Yesterday, I thought "I really need to get some exercise for my mental health" and bam, gym equipment.

I didn't search, text, or even say anything about these thoughts. And I know 2 is a coincidence not a pattern, but there are other examples.

What is going on??

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my favorite customer service slip ups

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you gotta remove the bad faith glasses man. you can’t read with them on