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OutOfFangs;
I’m not really feeling my Eric muse lately. Or any of my muses, really. I haven’t done a tumblr RP reply on any blog in days. I don’t even know what’s wrong with me. I just have no long-term muse for anyone.
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OutOfFangs;
I’m feeling really tired, so I’m not gonna do drafts. I’ve been awake less than three hours, and I need a nap.
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“If that woman had come back and seen him here again, my club could have been shut down. You weren’t here last night, so you didn’t see the intensity of the attack. We very nearly had multiple human lives lost on the premises.”
❝You didn’t wanna scare him so bad that he’d piss his pants? I know you have it in you, Eric.❞ Sookie gave him a stern look even though she couldn’t change the past. The future wasn’t looking so good though. He’d killed someone who had family and friends, who might come looking for him. It shouldn’t be her problem but she can’t help but to care.
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He smirked a bit as she almost fell over. Oh, this was definitely going to be a fun one. “I said what if we stayed here after closing and had sex? Should be fun. I’m sure after working here for a while you just want to ruin all those neatly-folded shirts.”
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“What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex?” Eric smirked behind the woman he assumed was an employee. This had become one of his new favourite games lately. See how uncomfortable he can make a human before revealing he was a vampire. Tonight was just another round at the local department store.
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“I did, actually. He assaulted a woman in my club last night. As sheriff of the area and owner of Fangtasia, I have the responsibility to manage any and all incidents involving my bar. Since he was human and he dares to show his face here again tonight, he had to die.”
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❝You didn’t have to kill him!❞
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“What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex?” Eric smirked behind the woman he assumed was an employee. This had become one of his new favourite games lately. See how uncomfortable he can make a human before revealing he was a vampire. Tonight was just another round at the local department store.
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Tell me who you ship my muse with
If multiple ships include them all.
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1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"
2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"
3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"
4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"
5. "Just give me a little peek..."
6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."
7. "Have you ever had sex in public."
8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"
9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."
10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"
11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."
12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."
13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."
14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."
15. "I need you. Right now."
16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"
17. "Please? I'm really horny."
18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."
19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."
20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"
21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"
22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"
23. "You look so hot when you dance."
24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."
25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"
26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."
27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."
28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"
29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"
30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."
31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."
32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"
33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."
34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."
35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."
36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."
37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."
38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."
39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."
40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."
41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"
42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"
43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"
44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"
45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"
46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."
47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."
48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"
49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."
50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."
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“I hear she was turned against Pam’s will. Sookie.” He stated, as if the woman’s name was its own explanation. And in a way, it was. Sookie Stackhouse was definitely a girl who knew how to get her way. It was something he admired. But it did get quite annoying after a while. Especially when his precious bloodline was passed down to someone who hated vampires. “I have no intention of teaching her about our ways. This is Pam’s job.”
“Oh.” Godric was silent for a few moments as he remembered the dark skinned vampire he had met. A smile showed on his face then and Godric looked back at Eric. “Yes, I have met her. She is very young and very… well how do I say this? You know what I think of baby vampires.” He let out a chuckle. Yes, the older he got the less he could stand to be around baby vampires. They were too loud, too fast, too human. And while he would do everything in his power to teach his blood, he wouldn’t change anyone else. “But she is beautiful. Pam has good taste. And in time I believe she could be a very loyal and smart vampire.”
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Eric shrugged a bit, his eyes scanning Godric’s face for a few seconds. “I’m sure we can find something. It’s been centuries since we were really together, there are many things we missed. I could tell you about-....” He paused, silently going through a list in his head and realizing how many things he didn’t want to tell Godric about. “....You have a granddaughter. Tara. The spirited young woman you likely met when you came in.”
Godric nodded slightly in understanding. He guessed there was nothing more stupid than what he did without Eric. Going to Russia, find a dying boy and turn him. That had turned out excellent for him. Alexei hated him and Godric hated himself for it. “And what would those more important things be?” Godric opened his eyes and pulled back a little, so he could look at Eric again. “Now you have sparked my curiosity.”
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“Just.... Stupid things. Nothing too important.” To be honest, he didn’t want to tell Godric all the things he’d done. There had been about a hundred years between leaving Godric and meeting Pam, and a lot had happened then. More had happened in the hundred years he was with Pam, though. She always brought out the troublemaker in him. “I’d rather not discuss it. There are other things to say and do. More important things.”
Yeah, the nightmares. Godric remembered that. Not so much nightmares as they did not dream, but images at the edge of his mind that would come crawling out when he woke. When he couldn’t push them away because he was weak from sleep. Eric held him when he cried, told him that he was going to be alright. “That is true.” Godric closed his eyes, letting his hand push into Eric’s hair. It was so soft and Godric loved feeling it run between his fingers. “You mentioned that you have made some mistakes”, Godric said quietly, fingers gently pulling on Eric’s blond hair. “Tell me. What have you done?”
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And the walls kept tumbling down In the city that we love Great clouds roll over the hills Bringing darkness from above
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He shook his head a bit with a smile. “Our bond was never like that. Fader, broder, søn. We have always been each of those to each other. Certain times call for different roles. Each is important for our bond.” Eric gently turned Godric’s head, gently resting their foreheads together. “At this time you need me to be in the father role. As you did when you refused to bathe, and when you woke with nightmares. But we have always been each of the roles and much more to each other. Simply saying you are my maker doesn’t begin to cover our bond.”
Godric couldn’t remember the last time he had been so calm. Felt so at home. In hindsight, it had been a very, very bad idea to part ways. And it scared Godric a little. The fact how unstable he could become without Eric. How much he actually trusted him. “Thank you.” He didn’t really know for what, but in reality, it was for everything. For putting up with him, for being there, for always knowing what Godric needed. “I feel bad at times because I am supposed to take care of you. Not the other way around.”
#these two break my heart#then they put it back together#then they break it again#olderthanyourjesus
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“The only vampire a vampire can trust is the vampire he made.” - Eric
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And the walls kept tumbling down In the city that we love Grey clouds roll over the hills Bringing darkness from above
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“Pam will be just fine.” Eric assured him, gently running his fingers through Godric’s hair. For a moment he remembered their first real morning together. After Godric came to trust Eric, and they’d fed together and found a cave with a tunnel system to keep them away from the light. As the sky began to lighten, Eric had held Godric close to him just like this. Almost as if in a silent promise that Eric could always be trusted. And holding him now the same feelings were conveyed. Godric could always trust Eric, no matter when or where they were.
“Good.” Godric let out a sigh of relief and leaned against Eric, resting his head against his shoulder again. Yes, this was exactly what he had needed. “Will Pam be alright with taking care of business by herself?” He felt so calm. And really, he would have just been content with staying like this all night, not moving, not saying a word. Even though sex with Eric was the best thing in his life.
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