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under-net-mail · 2 years

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* KingFluffyBuns just posted ! *

What’s this about Sans killing the queen?

StrongFish91: He did!! He totally killed the queen!

KingFluffyBuns: Oh my goodness, just as I thought. Sans killed Toriel.

ALPHYS: Wait no-

#update #undernet mail service #asgore #kingfluffybuns #sans #mrsansman #undyne #strongfish91 #alphys #undertale #sans meme #meme #undertale meme

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under-net-mail · 2 years

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Sans killed the queen of England???

CoolSkeleton95: EXCUSE ME

#update #undernet mail service #papyrus #coolskeleton95 #alphys #undertale #meme #undertale meme

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

i killed her

#update #undernet mail service #sans #mrsansman #undertale #sans meme #undertale meme #meme #the queen #british politics #england

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under-net-mail · 2 years

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YourBestFriend, what other things has mrsansman tried to pour on you? Maybe bug repellent?

* Bug repellent, salt, bleach and vinegar are just a few of the torture methods he uses to torment me when he’s bored. Even worse, every time he pours plant food over me, he uses awful puns such as “you grow girl”.

* we’re bff’s: best buds forever

#thanks for your ask!#mail #undernet mail service #yourbestfriend #flowey #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme #sans meme

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under-net-mail · 2 years

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

As if the puns that Sans makes didn’t terrorise us enough, he’s taken to FLIRTING with puns now???

mrsansman: fish you were here ;)

#update #undernet mail service #strongfish91 #undyne #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Sans is the epitome of cringe culture, send tweet.

mrsansman: im being slandered

CoolSkeleton95: WHATS A TWEET?

#update #undernet mail service #alphys #mrsansman #sans #coolskeleton95 #papyrus #undertale #undertale meme #meme #sans meme

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* YourBestFriend just posted ! *

Someone please tell that smiling trash bag to stop trying to pour plant food on me every time I see him.

mrsansman: would you prefer weed killer

#update #undernet mail service #yourbestfriend #flowey #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #sans meme #meme

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under-net-mail · 2 years

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

I asked Asgore when he was free for a training session and he replied “WTF! :D”… What????

ALPHYS: Oh god

#mail #update #undernet mail service #strongfish91 #undyne #alphys #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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under-net-mail · 2 years

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Asgore just asked me what WTF means. What do I say?

mrsansman: wednesday, thursday, friday

#mail #update #undernet mail service #alphys #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

fortnite

ALPHYS: Stop being cringe

#mail #update #undernet mail service #mrsansman #sans #alphys #undertale #undertale meme #meme #sans meme #fortnite

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

okay, i pull up

StrongFish91: What???

#update #undernet mail service #mrsansman #sans #strongfish91 #undyne #undertale #undertale meme #meme #sans meme #okay i pull up

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papyrus, what’s your favorite food?

* eggs. they always put him in an egg-celent mood.

SANS!!!

#thanks for your ask!#mail #undernet mail service #coolskeleton95 #papyrus #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme #sans meme #how2spell-sandwhich

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* KingFluffyBuns just posted ! *

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving XD

Toriel440: Please do not spread false information.

#update #undernet mail service #kingfluffybuns #asgore #toriel440 #toriel #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

It’s freaking FREEZING in Snowdin!!

mrsansman: when it gets too cold, i just stand in the corner of a room. they’re usually around 90 degrees.

#update #undernet mail service #strongfish91 #undyne #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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* CoolSkeleton95 just posted ! *

I WANT TO THANK MY SMALL HUMAN FRIEND FOR TEACHING ME SIGN LANGUAGE!

mrsansman: guess you could say it’s gonna come in pretty handy, huh?

#update #coolskeleton95 #papyrus #mrsansman #sans #undertale #undertale meme #meme

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

just burned 2,000 calories

CoolSkeleton95: WELL DONE, BROTHER! IM SO PROUD OF YOU FINALLY GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER! HOW DID YOU DO IT SO QUICKLY?

mrsansman: thanks bro, means a lot. i left the brownies in the oven while i napped

#update #undernet mail service #mrsansman #sans #coolskeleton95 #papyrus #undertale #undertale meme #meme #papyrus meme #sans meme

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* CoolSkeleton95 just posted ! *

GREETINGS, FELLOW MEMBERS AND ENJOYERS OF THE UNDERNET! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, OR COOLSKELETON95, AS YOU ALL KNOW ME AS!

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS A TROLL TROLLING ABOUT ON MY BLOG, SENDING ME APPALLING PUNS AND DREADFULL PICTURES WITH HUMOROUS TEXT ON THEM.

PLEASE PROCEED ENJOYING THE UNDERNET WITH CAUTION. THE TROLL COULD BE ANYWHERE, AND THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT THEY COULD DO.

SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN BEFORE THEIR VERY EYES.

#update #undernet mail service #coolskeleton95 #papyrus #undertale #undertale meme #meme #papyrus meme

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