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Mm…

What have I not done yet? I collected those rocks, Niko seemed fascinated by them- and then we played hide-and-seek… that candle I ordered hasn’t arrived quite yet… I wonder if that fellow ever got the cake I sent over?

Ah— also! My ask box is completely empty! Go ahead and ask me things!

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who's in the back of your selfie there? one of them looks like they're glaring at you

Do you mean the one with the short, fluffy hair? That would be Georgie! Full name George Milton. She always looks like that, hah. If you meant the one with the long hair and large eyes, further in the back, that’s… AM. AM also. Always looks like that.

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I know Mx Umbrella is your weapon but is it your preferred weapon? Do you wish you had a different weapon?

It’s the weapon I’m most experienced with? But gosh do I wish I could just. Trade it for something else sometimes. Darned thing knows exactly how to get on my nerves! It’s infuriating!!

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Have you ever read yaoi

No I have not.

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With all these people asking for marriage i shall help balance the tides by asking for a divorce!! When shall we take our divorce selfie

Ah, this is a reference, isn’t it? Okay!!

Divorce selfie! Georgie is our lawyer, you aren’t physically here so you aren’t in frame. Imagine yourself at the table.

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KEY YOURE A FAGGOT

Hm? 😇

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ooc am i allowed to put slurs in the askbox

//yes if it’s very funny

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polyamorous guy gets asked out

can only think of his girlfriend

are you a pre-marriage wife guy or something? /silly

Perhaps, perhaps! But oh, you would understand if you met her yourself…

She was incredible, just, absolutely gorgeous! With strawberry blonde hair that she kept cut short, strong features to her structure and facial shapes, a gaze that knows exactly how to extort you for all that you are worth, all yet carrying womanly gentleness, tender love and warmth. Never have I met a woman so strong before her, and never shall I again, for no one quite like her exists!

If the sunset, painting the sky in orange and pink, reflected spectacularly in the ripples of the Great Lake were given the form of a human, it would be my dear Madras. One day you all will meet her, and you will see what I mean.

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I just found this blog and would like to ask you for *gets down on one knee* will you go out with me? You're my perfect idea of a partner

A-another one?! Dear me…

Ha, hah, you’ll have to wait in line, I’m afraid. You have some feisty competition here, and that proposal might be hard to beat. The cherry ring pop fits my colour palette perfectly.

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Where did you get the cool outfit 👀

You mean my uniform? It’s company-provided, like I imagine most uniforms are! I was allowed a little bit of customisation actually, mine is more specialised in agility and movement. It’s very comfortable!

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bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites y

sTAAHPET

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i cannot *believe* how impolite you were to me, hah, but are you doing anything besides being sat on a bench, now?

- @powerfulnoises

Aaah, haha, my apologies, genuinely!! I had intended to greet you properly but it completely slipped my mind..!

But, ahem, not really? I think the dungeon is almost over, so I’ll be moving back to our bus soon. I’ve been answering my asks, figuring out what to do with my items, getting bitten, eating cake with Georgie…

…actually.

Do you. Want some?

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you and mx umbrellas biting dynamic reminds me of James pokemon

Who??

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Do you give Mx Umbrella any accessories and the like? Maybe little bows and whatnot

I have in the past, yes! I would sometimes tie long streamers and ribbons around the top of it for performances, it was such good fun! The only thing I have tied to it now though is my Employee Card.

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I've been instructed to give you this.

You receive an unusually large cardboard box containing a single small plush mouse, as well as a box of wax crayons.

For some reason, the colour green has been removed the crayon box.

Ah…

Hm. I’m getting a lot of gifts recently, aren’t I? Ha.

Thank you for your service. I’m sure I’ll find the use for these.

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drops a cake in front of key and runs

Oh! What? An, entire cake? For me? Um! Thank you, anonymous, how kind!

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Do you enjoy your time at limbus? Is there somewhere else you'd rather be?

Of course I enjoy my time at the company! All of my coworkers are wonderful! There’s no where else I would rather be, haha!

Ha…

…nowhere else I’d rather be.