#slur cw

[the-voldsoy]

had a very fun experience earlier

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for deceiving a psychiatrist with lies to get diagnosed with a psychological disorder so i could get attendance accommodations at school where it was really nazi strict and evil forced attendance and they would fail me for not going to class EVEN THO I DID EVERYTHING TO THE TOPS?????? Sick fucks tbh. May those “educators” burn in torment💖 i wasn’t allowed to have my anxiety/agoraphobia/aversion/truancy/YOUTHFUN absences excused bc of the fasc policies in place as a standard in our christofascist bluemaga joe biden hillary fucked bernie in the ass dry clinton fake woke coopting bullshit society. so because of their nazi policy i had to find a way to get accommodation bc clearly i couldnt be in class every day in a row and needed leniency, not academo nazi policy, i was like. Fuck it let me get my papers for that accommodations letter approval. Bc like i had already been going to the counselors for stress and general social bullshit So since i wasn’t allowed to use that for accommodation i hd to make sooo many months long appointments w this far af psych and i didnt have a car and what an added stress. They were like “we dont got a car to pick you up like a normal fucking doctors place. Take the bus!” Ok die first. Next fucking help me!!! I did the meds they really sucked bc i guess i didnt need it and it was all side effects, no benefits, and i was like FUCKING DIAGNOSE ME!!! after reading the DSM5 and “practicing whats wrong w me” so that they are like . Hm yeah that sounds bad. Then IN THE END IT WAS A FUCKING PERSONALITY INVENTORY THEY USED TO ASSESS MY ILLNESS. IT WAS A BAR GRAPH. It was bullshit service in the goddamn american healthcare system and then bullshit actual healthcare bc it was fucking fake. Dumb psych couldnt even tell i wasn a liar???? DUMBASS BITCH LOSER FAGGOT CUNT SCUM. I remember how they made me wait AND CHARGED ME WHEN I MISSED AN APP BC IT WAS SO FCKN FAR AND ANOTHER BC I TOOK A NAP. CHARGING UR POOR MENTALLY ILL CUSTOMERS??? They can explode forreal💖and so can the dumb school policy bitches who couldnt just let me get my A had to be like ohhh cant accomodate u even tho u hve a 98 u are gonna fail :/ DIE ON FIRE SCREAMING YOU SCUM BITCH!!!! <-me to that professor nazi. May she be tortured. ANNMYWAY im sorry to everyone who’s gone thru academic ableism and abuse by this bullshit system!!!!! my school ended up being transphobic and zionist so i transfered anyway bc i dont want that bullshit on my titles. I’m glad i got my classes accomodated tho! I only wonder if im legally beholden to that diagnosis or if we can just be like fuck that doctor. Hm. Like i lied 😂 ffbsjfbsjfbjsnfjekfnsjs FREE ATTENDANCEE THOOOOOOOOOO it should be like that always for everyone. Kill every nazi teacher forreal. And kill teachers who dont give free B’s. Fuck your grade curve bitch. Fuck your admin. FUCK IT ALL!!!!! And i know its possible bc ive had actually good teachers. Hmmm the nazis WISH they could hide!!!

[the-quote-district]

Ken, looking at Mel, wearing blue clothes: Blue looks beautiful on you!

Mel: Oh, thanks!

Ken, looking at Mud wearing pink clothes, smilling at him: HEY, MUD! PINK IS FOR FAGS!

Mud, embarrassed: FUCK YOU!

[theshorekeepers]

Very inspiring words! Thank you for your input. However, your mom-

[spriinglocked]

guess whos back. back again

[arsenic-clownip]

:33 < idont care if youre anti or pro endo, if you use "delusional" or "p*ychotic" as an insult towards ANY system, YOU ARE ABELIST. you are singlehandedly showing off youdo NOT care for people with psychosis, youdo NOT care for people on the schizospectrum, and you are ABELIST TOWARDS YOUR OWN COMMUNITY. JUST BECAUSE THEY HAD ALTERS AS A DELUSION OF THEIRS, does NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE ABELIST TO THEM. my god, just leave delusional folks alone if youre gonna be uneducated and reality check them.

[oscconfessions]

idk if this is weird or against the rules to talk about but whenever i watch older shows that have the r slur in them (object show movie n object terror for example) it jsut feels so absurd and unfunny and out of place that it circles around to being hilarious to me

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[michoislost]

funny caption or something

[siddoesstuffig]

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

I’m so sorry for this guys but

AITA for telling someone their horse was masturbating?

Basically does what it says on the tin. For those of you who don’t know horses can masturbate. It’s most common in male horses under the age of three who have not had their testicles removed and who are confined to a stall or small pen and get really bored. They typically grow out of the behaviour once they’re older or given more freedom. Some owners try to train them to stop it from happening but most just ignore it because it’s better than other boredom behaviours like cribbing and wind-sucking (both are SFW to Google btw).

Anyway, I’m a groom and stable hand, mid-twenties now but been working at my job since I was fifteen (part-time then, now full-time). The stable I work at boards horses and gives lessons but also offers training for young horses, so we get a lot of OTTB here – that is “off-the-track Thoroughbreds”, so ex-racing horses that people typically buy cheap and then retrain to be show jumpers or dressage horses or whatever. One such horse is Bert, who is the horse in question in this situation.

Bert has excellent bloodlines but he sucked as a racing horse so he was sold OTT. The man who bought him, I’ll just call him John, knows nothing about horses – he’s a total beginner in every way, has never ridden and pays other people (including me) to take care of Bert, but claims to be an expert in everything equine because Bert cost him so much money (I don’t know the actual amount but he’s in the section of the stable where the $20,000 Warmbloods are boarded so I’m assuming around that amount which is a lot yes but also not the most expensive horse we’ve had here).

Anyway the actual story – I’m at work cleaning out stalls when John walks past, he completely ignores me as he always does so I do the same and get back to work. A few minutes later he goes sprinting back in the opposite direction which I thought was weird but whatever, I kept mucking, until I heard him shouting for help. I went out into the aisle and he’s there shouting at another groom and demanding to know the emergency vets number (it was a weekday morning btw, so he didn’t need the emergency vet, he just needed the regular vet but that’s meaningless anyway). I went over to see what was happening and he tells me his horse (Bert) is ‘acting weird’ and needs a vet immediately, so I offer to go see Bert for myself and then call the vet if necessary.

So basically yeah Bert was masturbating. Had an erection, was rocking about rubbing it on his tummy, and did NOT want anyone going in his stall or touching him. John points at Bert and says something like “see, he’s sick!” and then tells me Bert tried to attack him when he entered the stall and I just, I dunno, I cough and say that Bert is fine and just wants some privacy right now, figuring that the obvious erection might be a giveaway as to what’s happening? But John turned to me and blurts out word for word “are you an actual retard” and then starts cursing at me and telling me I know nothing and Bert needs a vet etc and so on. I kind of blanked on everything else he said after he called me a retard to be honest because WTF? I don’t really know what went on in my brain in the next few seconds but I ended up shouting – yes, shouting, extremely loudly, it fucking echoed in the stable – “he doesn’t need a vet because HE’S JUST MASTURBATING” in John’s face and then walking back to the stall I’d been mucking.

As I got back to the stall I heard laughter from a couple of aisles over. Apparently my co-workers and some riders who were there had all heard me shout and found it hilarious, and that made me laugh too because it was so freaking ridiculous. I honestly kind of forgot the entire encounter afterwards because we had a horse who actually needed a vet a little while later and yeah, John and Bert just slipped my mind.

I didn’t remember until that afternoon when my boss came to see me and said he’d had a complaint from John who wanted me fired. I did not get fired but I did get ‘warned’ (just a formality, my boss didn’t actually punish me but wanted me to act like I had been if John questioned me later, which he never did). John complained that I’d treated him like an idiot, spoken down to him, and “acted above my position” (those were the exact words he used) causing people to laugh at him. I explained the entire situation to my boss, who also laughed, and that was that, nothing else ever came of it aside from my co-workers telling the story of me shouting HE’S MASTURBATING so loudly it scared a pony into jumping so suddenly that it farted to everyone they possibly could.

Since then John has ignored me even more than before which I honestly consider a blessing, and I would leave this situation thinking I’m NTA except that one of my co-workers brought their boyfriend to the stable recently and when they introduced us the boyfriend said something like ‘oh right, you’re the asshole who talks down to people who don’t know everything about horses’ and yeah. My co-worker was blindsided by that as well and we basically both said you don’t have to know everything about horses to know what an erection means, but since then I’ve been wondering if I am TA in this situation? Like, clearly there were better ways to tell John what his horse was doing, but he called me a retard and also I get paid to take care of horses not to teach the birds and the bees to fifty year olds so I don’t know. I’ll let Tumblr decide.

So, AITA for telling John his horse was masturbating?

Additional info: I'm on a rota with other stable hands so I sometimes groom Bert, muck his stall, attend to his vet/farrier appointments, give him worming paste, etc and so on. I am not his trainer and have no input into when he gets to leave his stall. I've mentioned to my boss a couple of times that he boredom stims and should be in a paddock with other young horses, but John refuses to agree to that for reasons I don't know. My boss has since spoken to Bert's trainer who is now trying to convince John to let Bert have more time outdoors.

What are these acronyms?

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

THIS IS TYRANNY!

HEY!!! You can't say slurs in Awesomesauce Kingdom!

BANISHED!!!

[fanby-fckry]

Upon reblogging the previous post, I’ve realized something about Raze. It’s not fruity, but it is a faggot.

You know how a lot of people use fruity as like a more pc version of faggot, and how some people fired back with “just call me a slur”? Yeah, that’s Raze.

If you called it a faggot, the camera would pan to its top surgery scars, side shave, burnmarks from kissing Dual, and then to its face, at which point it’d say, “Duh.”

If you called it fruity, it’d say “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” and then upon recieving the waffling response of someone who’s been called out for using a stand-in for a slur on someone who did not consent to that, it’d get more and more impatient and probably either fight or walk away.

Like, it genuinely would not know what that’s supposed to mean, and would be pissed off not by the implications of the word itself, but by the followup of, “oh, ya know… *limp wrist*”

All the slurs it knows are things that’ve been yelled by demons it killed, or things that came out of Adam’s mouth and/or got repeated by other Exorcists. “Fruity” is not something you say to the guy who’s got a blade to your throat or is kicking your ribs in, and Raze Fell before that version of the term picked up steam. Like, it’d recognize fruit, but fruity, especially in the tone people tend to say fruity would be far enough from fruit that it wouldn’t make the connection.

[spriinglocked]

dyke strider

hes so cistrans bigender gaybian

me fr

[funkylilblob]

fag number two but technically one if we are going in order of creation but…

[idiot-mushroom]

b*aner is such a lazy slur, come back when you have something creative to call me you cunty cum lickers

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for outing my mom when she didn't defend me against my dad? I'm 17NB, and my parents M52 and F49 are transphobic and homophobic. I thought this was fact for the majority of my life, so when I realized i'm bisexual I was terrified. I told my mom privately when i was 15 that I was questioning my sexuality because I knew she was the less violent of the two, and i was really emotional and crying the entire time. I was sobbing pretty hard when she told me to calm down and confided in me that she was also bisexual. she wasn't actually homophobic, but she married my dad despite the fact that he is and just never told him she was bisexual. before she married him she had even only ever dated women, but she told my dad she was a virgin.

anyway, for like two years i kept her secret, even when she agreed with the homophobic and transphobic shit my dad said. about two weeks ago, i talked to her about coming out to my dad as nonbinary. she was like "i'll back you up, i won't let him hurt you" yadda yadda. fast forward to three days ago, i sit my dad down and tell him i'm nonbinary.

immediately he starts yelling, calling me slurs and insulting me and all this shit. my mom isn't saying anything, just sitting there, even when my dad whacked me across the back of the head really hard. (i'm AMAB, so this was actually pretty normal for me growing up).

anyway, after his tirade, he turns to my mom and is like "can you believe this, honey?" and she called me the t-slur. she said "i won't have my son as a tr*nny" and crossed her arms and let my dad keep yelling.

after that i just lost it, i told my dad "you're calling ME a f*g, but you're the one who married one". i told my mom "tell him about all the girlfriends you had before him. tell him about how you're bisexual just like me" and both of them started telling me to get out, and they kicked me out of the house.

this morning, my mom sent me a message that said that i ruined her life and that my dad is filing for divorce because he doesn't want to be "married to a f*g".

i'm staying at my friend's place, because obviously i can't go home, but i feel like shit for turning my shitshow into my mom's shitshow. shitshow squared.

AITA???