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What food do you eat on your period to feel better?? The classic is dark chocolate right? What else...

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I’ve already shared some of my burpy things. But let’s talk about more stuff. Burps, toots, the farts that are just like... a balloon running out of air. Any and all gasses (even the ones from down there 👁👄👁)

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I’m so full of burps it’s actually insane. Partly I think it’s because I ate an entire four cheese frozen pizza (California Pizza Kitchen is immaculate), even though I’m undiagnosed lactose intolerant. Partly because I don’t know maybe I’m just full of hot air.

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PSA there is talk of vomit below!

The first days are the worst -_- I can’t get out of bed or move or go anywhere but the bathroom, because I’m nauseous and in pain constantly. Typically doesn’t end until I throw up. Does anyone have experiences like that on their period? I feel like during those days I can’t eat anything except for drinking water unless I’m trying to make myself throw up.

Sorry for all the vom-talk, but actually not that sorry, and honestly not sorry at all. I get life-halting thigh cramps and nausea on the first few days of my period sometimes and that’s the body for ya! Deal or no deal.

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Why is this here.

Talk about your experiences with menstruation, transitioning, pregnancy, birth control, sex, all of it. More importantly, talk about your experiences (good or bad) with products related to those things. We should be educating each other on the products that are NECESSARY FOR OUR HEALTH and not passing secrets under the table.

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A conversation I often had with my best friends in high school

A: I need a helmet

B: ??

C: for what?

A:I'm going for a bike ride.

D:...are you... cycling?

A: YES.

*B and C realizing*

C: you forgot to pack helmets?

B: I keep extras hidden everywhere.