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“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

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Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

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Moon or sun? Lake or ocean? Roses or tulips? Beaches or mountains? Thunderstorms or hurricanes? Sweets or chocolate? Constellations or galaxies? Morning or night? Winter or summer?

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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Every time people start talking about how “some people can’t go vegan” I stop listening. We are very aware some people can’t go vegan, but we’re not talking to those people when we write these posts; we’re talking to you. If you genuinely can’t go vegan but you’re doing everything else in your power to avoid animal based foods, clothes, entertainment and animal tested products then we have no problem, but for the vast majority of the people raising this objection that is not the case. So many of you are just using other people’s poverty and health issues as a smokescreen to disguise your own selfish choices and that is not okay.

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tag yourself iconic mean girls from tv and film edition

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the only personality test that matters:

1. who do you main in mario kart

2. favourite pokemon type

3. hot or cold

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tag yourself: lifesims and games that involve the mining and the crafting edition

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Are you a failed math class gay, failed English class gay, or failed science class gay

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Aliens haven’t made contact because we aren’t sexy enough yet

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me on my way to rami malek’s house after seeing the bohemian rhapsody trailer

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i think it’s really important to know everyone’s favourite colour idk why some people left that in primary school

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Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

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Good reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they implied everyone can/should be vegan, ignoring issues of poverty & health that make it impractical or impossible for many people

-they tried to make you feel bad about eating something

-they believe that the current animal abuse/environmental contamination/health crisis is caused by individual consumers rather than the manipulative capitalism of the meat and dairy industries

-they support PETA (eww peta)

Bad reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they asked you about the ingredients of a food to find out if they can eat it

-they asked if your group could go to a restaurant with a vegan option

-you asked them to explain why they are vegan and they answered

-they got mad when you made fun of their diet

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here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

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when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

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death of a bachelor is a good song