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One of my favorite Murderbot things is when the enemy is like: "time to be hostile! Security system, take care of that threat!"

And the security system is standing there metaphorically holding hands and making a friendship bracelet with Murderbot like: "Oh shit, there's a threat? Where!?" *turns to murderbot* "Did you see anything?"

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this one AMA

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Murderbot: This is my favorite human, Dr. Mensah. She can go wherever she wants and do whatever she wants

Also Murderbot: This is my best friend, Dr. Ratthi. He has to stay in the shuttle. Unless I'm breaking and entering, in which case he's specifically invited

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how many pings will it take for secunit to stop sulking?

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My lowkey favourite part of Murderbot so far is when it says something like "Gurathin was in the med bay with Baradwaj, like there was something he could do the medsystem couldn't", and he's holding her hand.

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murderbot tv show ep 7 reactions/spoilers under cut. tragic lack of sanctuary moon but a couple lines i was hoping for got said so i've made peace w it

oh my god they're drinking

BHARADWAJ! BHARADWAJ! BHARADWAJ!!

fucking gurathin in the middle

snapping off beat

oh no

GURATHIN! GURATHIN! GURATHIN!!

LMFAO

he's trying so hard

holy shit gurathin

i'm so fucking proud of you what the fuck

jesus fucking christ

holy shit no wonder he's in love with her

i still don't like it but jesus

man. man. what a way to start an ep

it's like that one quote in the van gogh doctor who ep

why tf does no one listen to him when they know his experience w this shit (oh right everyone's naive)

CUZ HE WANTS TO TRY TO HELP KEEP YOU ALIVE

i think she did lmfao gsdfjkghnazfajkl

WHAT?? I COVERED IT

risk assessment skyrocketing. ruh roh

gurathin's the most okay cuz he's definitely experienced shit like this before. he's still not doing great but holy shit does that opening give some perspective

'its listening' 'has it always been able to do that' guys how many times do you have to realize this b4 you just accept that it can always hear you

time for a softer approach. '...unless you feel like DYING' mb i'm begging

ratthi shaking his fucking head help meeee

am i gonna get the 'cuz that's how i think of you' this ep or the next?? feels like i might. i believe in you mensah give me the line

GURATHIN YOUR FACE

annoying. sure. thats what its getting

oh dear fucking jesus ratthi

at least he didn't say seccy again

MB IM B E G G I N G

LMFAOOOOO

THE SLOW RETREAT

any regret. oh arada.

peak distraction mb bharadwaj is IMMEDIATELY on that

ungrateful

pin-lee you ass

YEAH GO MENSAH

arada pleassssseeee

ratthi. i appreciate you trying but you're not doing great on the seriousness

JESUS

wait. arada? oh right she wants to be friends with everyone that tracks

GURATHIN. you might be right but can you be less scawy about it

yeah go pin-lee DO IT BABE

OHHH THESE LINES

how dare you make those lines even more emotional i'm gonna

LMAO

yeah. big same mb

HES FUCKING JEALOUS OF THE SEX AND ROMANCE REPULSED CONSTRUCT

man. gurathin is going thru it in so many different ways rn

HE??? ohhh dear gurathin. so much jealousy you start assigning it the same gender as you bc its your rival

mb that's not a stupid question i'm gonna get you and your complete disregard for your own wellbeing

ratthiiiiiiiii

pin-lee stop being meaaaannnnnn

YESSSS THAT LINE I LOVE IT

circle.

nope.

asdufbadsfhnjlgvadsn

i think they might wanna talk about it mb. just a hunch

YES

YES I CALLED IT

THE SOFT MUSIC

OH SHE GOT IT

SHE GOT IT GOOD

ratthi holy shit

you sure are a maelstrom of emotion

JUST DO IT JFC

we can talk about it

NO YOU CAN'T CUZ YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD

'oh. look at that' the biologists have noticed something interesting during a near death experience again

EXCUSE ME

POSSIBLE HOSTILE???

man mb that module

BIOLOGISTS FTW

RATTHIIIIIIII I LOVE YOUUUU

once more the similarities between gura and mb. just bros worrying about structural integrity

ratthi and pin-lee say yes to electrocution

IT'S SO INTENSE

dear. lord.

ewwwwwww

i'm glad aradas happy

holy fuck okay hello there

PLZ REMAIN CALM (SHOTS FIRED)

what are you doooooooingggg

the spear or whatever was cool tho i love that skill that they've given ratthi

oh my fucking god

the KICKING jdfjkahdkaidk

'they were trying to help. which didn't help'

bharadwaj and the ROCK ujasdfhndsjfgkn

'but as much as it pissed me off... i kind of appreciated it' OH YEAH YOU LIKE EM. YOU LIKE EM DON'T YOU

man. good thing they listened to arada for the moment huh. thats what you get for fucking up their eggs you top line sec unit bitch

the fact that it just tore the head off and left it. not even worth eating.

arada's fucking amazed delight at it taking its eggs away

FSJGBDLKNF YEAH

fortunately fate intervened (gurathin collapses)

i mean obviously it's going either now or following after

but i do get its point. and their point. and mb did get beat up real bad protecting ya'll dumbasses so if it comes maybe stay out of the fight next time

also. i'm making an executive decision and calling that "helping" from presaux mb getting shot on accident bc bharadwaj beaned it and i don't think it's gonna happen w an actual gun (i'm delighted to be proven wrong but for now....)

almost considered using the station bar scene as a preservation scene but i'm still hopeful for that one. just one little snippet....... let me see space communism in action plz.........

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I’ve seen the “think of the TV show as a fan fiction” and I am far beyond that. This is an alternative universe “what if murderbot was newly rogue when it went on the All Systems Red survey” and I am frothing at my mouth in excitement at this baby SecUnit stumbling about trying to pretend it has a functional governor module around people trying to treat it like people before it’s had any practice maintaining it’s cover I am frothing

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MURDERBOT 1.03 — Risk Assessment

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The maps show no signs of tampering. But some spots aren't synching properly. So, the maps suck. That's Corporation Rim for you.

MURDERBOT (2025 - ) 1x01 - FreeCommerce

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Murderbot 1x01 "FreeCommerce"

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Absolutely obsessed with this interview by Martha Wells, where she reveals that the shows in the Murderbot novels are based on real-life shows. (Sanctuary Moon is How to Get Away with Murder, Worldhoppers is Stargate Atlantis, and Timestream Defenders Orion is Legends of Tomorrow.) 

Anyways, I appreciate this passage from Artificial Condition so much more now, because this is also the emotional reaction that I have while watching certain Stargate Atlantis episodes. (Also, I don’t think I’ll ever stop being amused by the fact that Murderbot’s favorite show is “the space version of How to Get Away with Murder.”)

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murderbot tv show ep 6 reactions/spoilers under cut. i'm so late 😭 but goddamn this ep

oh my god. i really do love sanctuary moon.

BIG MOOD

everyone needs a little warmth. the cheese might kill me omg

no dopamine is tragic

CUTE LAUGH??? help

omg it's freaked out too

uh oh

BECAUSE I HAD TO

SO SERIOUS

SEASON 19 SRS BUSINESS

LMFAOOOO

book mb has learned not to do this but i can definitely see tv rebellious teenage mb having to learn in real time not to delete mission info while still on the mission

GASP mensah how could you say that about sanctuary moon

agree to disagree mb that's surprisingly diplomatic you really do like mensah

awww. it's acknowledging that it has feelings. terrible that those feelings are p much only negative

wtf that fluid is so. metallic looking. like obviously it would be but you know what i mean

ratthi wtf is that

aww he just wants to help

so much cool stuff bharadwaj i love you

it be like that sometimes

okay

okay plz don't

lbb i need you to not. ESPECIALLY bc you're being extra sus today

STOP

jesus fucking christ

oh mb no

MB NO

it's trying so hard but it's SO BAD at being reassuring

anxiety IS contagious you're so right

trying SO HARD i love it sm

ghsdfjkulahndiuhdsuadhsfjouhndas

adsfujohnk

I'M

THE SINGING HELP ME

mensah please

causes synchronized breathing

dear lord every tiny sanctuary moon lore drop feels like an acid trip

"that's sad" "yes" i'm having so many emotions

IT'S CANON

goddddddd it really helps it and she finally sees that it's trying to help her oh my godddddddd

uh oh

it really shouldn't be leaking like that cuz its shit seals automatically when it gets hurt but also. mb how did you not fucking notice

DON'T TOUCH

god every time it says that i explode w pride

the way its swaying and making confused sounds

"i'm fine!" in the most unconvincing tone ever heard b4

mb i'm begging

i mean it's right but this is not one of the things that wouldn't incapacitate it WOOPS

gurathin's fucking expression

DEBT

gurathin omg

once more i'm team gurathin

sdfughiujksbnf

gurathin you're right about corporates you're so right but mb being free of its gov mod lets it hate them just as much

AHA

ME AND GURATHIN KNEW IT

'it's a gun.' GURATHIN

lmfaooooo mb

where armor? armor gone?

EXCUSE ME

IN TRANSPORTS??

in the books art specifically doesn't have human neural tissue and i'm gonna be sad if it does in the show but all the same ART? ART HINT???

oh armor gone for surgery got it

time to cut jfc

she's gonna fucking pass out

pass out twinsies episode??

HEY

YOU'RE RIGHT BUT HEY

adsbifghjuyaksfgdnlfnadfgs

sdighjbsjfhnadl

STOP

STOOPPPP

yeah sure him too

ugh that wound opened way too wide from such a small cut jfc

RATTHI

me too arada

just for one scene can this polycule all be comfortable with each other. just once. plz

non threatening vibe. big same

oh man gurathin about to climb out of his skin

YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT ME

mb that's not the pOINT

OH FUCK NO

oof mensah that's pretty bad you right

oh ick

YUCKY

uh. mb. your spine's kinda

out

GOOD TIMES???

he won't

gurathin won't. YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN THIS GURA

they're all frozen in the same position holding hands im

DAMN ARADA

ratthi secunits #1 fan

uh oh

worst thing to say to gurathin

YEAH MAN

FUCKING HELL YEAH MAN

BADASS SEC UNIT FRONT AND CENTER WOO

it really is baby. older mb wouldnt have let her know it was there b4 it exploded her head

YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME

THERE WAS A CHANCE YES

"hostile subdued" i mean. you right.

mensah, faintly: oh no

I'M RELIEVED AND I'M CHEERING

SORRY YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BUT I'M CHEERING

aww man. awwwwww man. it really did save them. from its pov it did good and they should be happy or at least not displeased. and it protected them which is the part of its function it likes!!! god this sucks

all aboard the trauma express

god. if they ever get around to mentioning how mb doesn't want its humans to be afraid of it i won't recover

what a transition

every sanctuary moon actor is playing this so fucking straight and it's so goddamn funny and good

damn. commands from inside and commands from outside. oh nooooo im so

you sure did mb

and good job

HELL YEAH

HELL YEAH IT DID WOOOOOOO

oh my godddd thank fuck they mentioned that it enjoys killing when it has a reason and choice to kill

hoo boy. that was a lot. they packed so many emotions into 20 mins.

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A while back someone drew ART’s feed presence as a dragon and it has lived in my head rent free, so here’s my take on feed dragon ART :D

[ID digital art of Murderbot and ART watching media together in the feed. MB is sitting in a chair on the lower left of the canvas, it is coloured gold, wearing cargo pants and a jumper and has bird like inorganic feet. It looks up to the right at several golden curved screens, the largest one showing media of a person in a spacesuit. ART is shown as a large blue and gold dragon with many golden eyes, it is covered in stars and is also looking at the media, from over Murderbots shoulder]

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imagine being Gurathin in ASR taking a looksee at your scary Military Boston Dynamics Dog’s brain storage and all you see is video compilations like “Eden being the smartest Sanctuary Moon character for 50 minutes straight” and 100-page .txt files like “Evidence Sparga Delfin is actually a clone [EDIT:IM ALWAYS RIGHT]”

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The more I reread All Systems Red (too much) the more I adore Mensa, expect more of her scenes because she deserves the world.