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youtuber who has patron supporters named Bailey, Shannon and Fitzroy so when they read their credits out at the end of a video it sounds like a shipping forecast haha wouldnt that be funny

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writing down your weird ass dreams in your dream journal and bbno$ takes it from you and turns it into a music video

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we racked up tons of frequent globulator miles looking for you!

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the Dreadnoughts: (angrily) the world is not made for the working class and yet it runs on us and our suffering and everyone is just screwing everyone else over.

Dropkick Murphys: (the most pissed off you're ever heard) THAT GUY TOOK MY FUCKING PUDDING

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a performer on the street in the city looked me in the eye, called me autistic, then swallowed a sword.

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i cant believe my genuine answer to 'what keeps you up at night' is 'whether footnotes are part of the word count in this 1500 word essay for a subject no-one cares about that much'

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Jimmy Fallon's beard looks like it was put there just to show his progression of age in the same way Hiccup in HTTYD's was

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why is curly in the wood grain of this steve mould video

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damn, girl. are you an extremely large mass? because i'm attracted to you an F-load, where F=G(m₁m₂)/r²

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snape... snape... severus snape.

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what is it about the beach that brings out the primal urge to dig

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seeing the difference between the League of Legends and Arcane designs for characters is like when artists redesign their childhood OCs

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shitty fun fact:

the lettering for The Nightmare Before Christmas and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness appear to be based off the same typeface.

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can "rasputin'" be used as a verb

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Shawn of the Sheep: new Aardman animation directed by Edgar Wright

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stress eating and being in a stressful situation are not a good combo

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for some reason its very important to me that my scene titles have funny names too even though basically no-one will ever see them