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Five of Swords and Eight of Wands

The fight you won so easily was mainly meant as a distraction from something that happened quickly, while your back was turned.

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Five of Pentacles reversed and Ten of Wands

We probably can improve this wretched situation, it's just going to take a lot of work.

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Queen of Cups and The Hermit reversed

They asked people to share stories of significant moments, so you snuck out and went back home.

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Temperance reversed and Five of Swords

You're all thrown off-balance, which is when they get you.

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Four of Swords and Death

You slept for a long time, and when you woke up, everything was different.

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Three of Swords and The Star

If you've been endlessly thinking about how awful everything is, now might be a good time to take a break and do something nicer.

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Two of Swords and Four of Wands reversed

Nope, I definitely don't know anything about any loud illegal parties in my neighborhood. What are you, a cop?

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Six of Swords and Seven of Swords

Due to a miscommunication, one of you thinks they're delivering a shipment of swords, and the other thinks they're taking a load of swords to the shipping terminal.

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The Fool and Death

It would have been even more impressive if you'd noticed the massive explosion behind you, as you strolled nonchalantly away.

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Queen of Pentacles and Four of Pentacles

You made some cookies, and somebody seems to have taken most of them.

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King of Swords reversed and Six of Cups

Don't worry about whether it makes sense, it's just a game.

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Wheel of Fortune and Eight of Wands

This clever system of gears turns rotary motion into linear motion.

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King of Cups reversed and Nine of Cups reversed

Well, if you're suppressing all your emotional stuff, you probably aren't going to have a good time.

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Temperance and The Fool

Without even meaning to, you've stumbled into a really great combination of things.

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Two of Cups reversed and Eight of Wands

It's so bad, even the breadsticks are making a run for it.

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The Hanged Man and Ace of Cups

Here is something to keep your spirits up during the ordeal.

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Two of Swords and Seven of Wands

No one knows how much stuff you're fighting. But at least that means no one is watching as you flail around.