unhelpfultarot - Tumblr blog

unhelpfultarot · 6 hours

Text

The Devil and Ace of Pentacles

The wages of sin haven't even kept up with inflation.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the devil #ace of pentacles

172 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 1 day

Text

Three of Swords and Ace of Wands reversed

It certainly is embarrassing when it doesn't work properly.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #three of swords #ace of wands

128 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 2 days

Text

Ace of Pentacles and Three of Cups

The cover charge is low, and it's a pretty good time.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #ace of pentacles #three of cups

163 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 3 days

Text

Ten of Pentacles and Knight of Swords

You seem to be attacking the pleasant and civilized bits of society. Are you sure you want to do that?

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #ten of pentacles #knight of swords

122 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 4 days

Text

The Emperor and Ace of Pentacles

Today the boss is handing you the Important Orb of Significance.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the emperor #ace of pentacles

182 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 5 days

Text

Knight of Pentacles and Queen of Wands

Hello, is this where I can get my crystal ball repaired?

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #knight of pentacles #queen of wands

144 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 6 days

Text

Queen of Swords and The High Priestess

Officially, it's about the high-level talks. However, the unofficial gossip is at least as important.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #queen of swords #the high priestess

204 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 7 days

Text

Two of Pentacles and The Lovers

You've decided to save on your wedding budget by not buying expensive fancy clothes you're only going to wear once.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #two of pentacles #the lovers

168 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 8 days

Text

Five of Wands and Four of Cups

These sporting events would be more fun if they had better concessions.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #five of wands #four of cups

147 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 9 days

Text

The Star and The Fool

Is it more awkward to walk in on someone's bath, or to be the bather whose soak is interrupted?

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the star #the fool

202 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 10 days

Text

Temperance and Ace of Cups

Bring your own cup for a free refill!

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #temperance #ace of cups

241 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 11 days

Text

Knight of Swords and The Chariot

It's possible you would get there faster on a horse.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #knight of swords #the chariot

192 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 12 days

Text

Queen of Wands and The Tower reversed

A magical nanny will subject you to some kind of terrifying cheerful adventure.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #queen of wands #the tower

256 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 13 days

Text

The Moon and Ten of Pentacles

You keep thinking you recognize people in the crowd, but when you get closer, it isn't them.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the moon #ten of pentacles

222 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 14 days

Text

The Emperor reversed and Wheel of Fortune

Looks like it's a bad day to be an authority figure.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the emperor #wheel of fortune

231 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 15 days

Text

Queen of Cups and Temperance

It's no good leaving it sealed up in the container forever, you have to take it out and use it for something.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #queen of cups #temperance

335 notes · View notes

unhelpfultarot · 16 days

Text

Six of Swords and Five of Pentacles

It wasn't too bad until you got off the boat.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #six of swords #five of pentacles

154 notes · View notes