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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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🍵🥛🍸🧃🧊🧋🍻🥂

Cheers and Bottoms up!

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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My sister: Gimme a bite of cereal

Me: no *changes my mind after eating some bites* hey ehh here

My sister: Tsk, I wanted a good bite of cereal not the soggy ones

Me: b*tch! What do you mean? Omg *eats my cereal*

...The only bad bites of cereal are the wasted ones

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

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one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

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Just look at him! 😍

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Bruh, omg yes

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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I'm 25. Someone take me on an ✨️adventure ✨️

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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Sooo, I listened to Fire and Fury by Skillet, which made me remember an AMV with their song Not Gonna Die (specifically the beautiful death chanting intro) for Blue Exorcist/ Ai no Exorcist. It's great and I still like it but it also made me remember something. I didn't like Yukio. Which isn't big news, right? What makes it funny is that I read a FANFIC that PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH with his character, and it felt like something Canon Yukio would do, and it had me ready to square up even more lol.

(Also, this is the video: https://youtu.be/ax1F07NbmFM?si=VpIFc0NgnEojYEm0

Love it still!)

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10000 likes!

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Yep, yep, yep!