unobservinglimejuice
unobservinglimejuice
unobservinglimejuice
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unobservinglimejuice · 6 days ago
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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unobservinglimejuice · 7 days ago
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unobservinglimejuice · 8 days ago
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unobservinglimejuice · 9 days ago
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going back to my roots from like 2 years ago when I made httyd book fanart!! I'm back guys let me in
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unobservinglimejuice · 9 days ago
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I'm sorry but imagine being in the book accurate httyd universe. You and everyone else are experiencing terrible awful horrors and are on the verge of collapse and an entire war and. Everyone just has a stupid name. Armpit never came back from trying to catch a baby dragon and probably got violently torn apart and eaten alive. Dogsballs is shaking after he just witnessed two of his friends get driven off of the cliff they were forced to camp on after their tribe got burnt to the ground to escape slavery. Your friend Crying Bitchless the Gay had to watch his entire family get enslaved and his dragon companion, knowing if he tried to stop it he'll surely die or worse, go with them. Anklebiter Ass-smeller just had to rip twenty people and dragons to shreds with his bare hands to survive at the age of fifteen. You could be named Doodoo Bitch the Brainless and the guy who literally caused the violent deaths of everyone you loved and took away all that made up you could be named like. The Butthole Bruiser
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unobservinglimejuice · 9 days ago
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reminiscing about childhood books after that ask - all due respect to cool sleek movie toothless....but to me, he will always be a mean little gremlin
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unobservinglimejuice · 9 days ago
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furious
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unobservinglimejuice · 10 days ago
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let it rain blood
LOL but seriously release the hounds
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unobservinglimejuice · 11 days ago
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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm
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unobservinglimejuice · 11 days ago
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL
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unobservinglimejuice · 12 days ago
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me: Oh I forgot what I meant to look up and why. Why am I on a wiki page of Gandalf.
wiki: [lists Gandalf'd height as 5'6/168 cm]
me: no fucking way that's my height too
physical description: Gandalf is taller than a hobbit but shorter than the race of Men.
me: hey hold on fuck you
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unobservinglimejuice · 15 days ago
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I'm rereading a fanfic which I really liked two years ago, and I noticed how this character seemed to often call things 'immature' or 'mature', with 'immature' being his version of an insult, and 'mature' being a compliment. I began to think about the concept further. I think it is fine if you personally are in a rush to be 'mature', but seeing others as below you because you believe they possess 'childish' interests is actually quite immature.
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unobservinglimejuice · 28 days ago
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unobservinglimejuice · 1 month ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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unobservinglimejuice · 1 month ago
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Eeeeeee I love the love trio chapters!!! (Thanks for the suggestion, @life4living16!)
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unobservinglimejuice · 1 month ago
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🍜🍥🍜
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unobservinglimejuice · 1 month ago
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Whump community Reblog if you hate AI
it ruins the whole point of art
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