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I'll bet you 5 (locally relevant currencies) (not actually it's a joke) right here and now that someone on this website has referred to GLaDOS as a conventionally attractive robot

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There should be more Indiana Jones parody characters, if for no other reason than to continue the naming convention

Where's Wisconsin Johnson

Where's Florida Smith

Where's Washington Washington

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Decided to shitpost today

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Honestly not sure if theropod anatomy allows for this

Gimmick Blogs raise your hands

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"Live every day like it's this one:" tautological. Meaningless.

"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom

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the thing they don't tell you about the gimmickverse is the reblog spam. they don't tell you

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the thing they don't tell you about the gimmickverse is the reblog spam. they don't tell you

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(Pssst... Coffer is tea...)

One of the worst things Tumblr did to me was inform me not all tea is made with tea leaves

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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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talking to outdoor cat defenders like

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It's always "Woah mama" but never "How's mama?"

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Slowly but surely, Tumblr claims the Europa Ice War as its own, as the grifters on Twitter convert it to "Icewar" bitcoin bullshit and quickly loose interest as they realize it was all an ad campaign for an RPG... And they said, and I quote; "Have fun before Tumblr ruins it like they do everything else."

The irony.

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Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me