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ember: hey babe want some pudding

skulker: is it skinned?

ember: is--what?

skulker: is it pre-skinned? if not would you mind skinning it?

ember:

ember, handing him a pudding cup: you know what here

skulker: this is clearly unskinned you moron

ember:

skulker, rolling his eyes and grabbing a knife: ugh i have to do everything around here

[unofficialdannyphantom]

@nastyburger​ it’s because i don’t know what a fucking jpeg is

well fucking do i?

[unofficialdannyphantom]

The ship names of this fandom are the weirdest I've ever heard before. Some make sense but some are just words?? Who made these up???

I understand that the "mashing names" style of ships is a modern phenomenom but Y'ALL THE FUCK WERE YOU ON

[unofficialdannyphantom]

out: going ghost

in: guess ill die

[unofficialdannyphantom]

I saw a post where someone sped up the Rick Roll song and it underwent a magical anime girl transformation so I thought “Huh let’s see if we can do that for DP” and then i took some creative liberties along the way so uh yeah now here we are

hope this makes all ur dreams come true 

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Danny: I'm going fucking ghost

Sam: It's going ghost

Danny: fuck you

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Hitting on your bestie's main squeeze

Refusing to let anything go

Being a fucking dumbass

Billionaire

Long ago, the four shitty personality traits lived together bubbling under the surface as occasional things that popped up in manageable amounts because hey, we’re all human. Then the being a fucking dumbass part of Vlad took over his personality in dangerous amounts, and he got himself half dead by shoving his ENTIRE FUCKING FACE INTO A PORTAL.

Only therapy, master of helping you not be a shitty person, can save him. But when Vlad could have used it most, he yeeted it. He'll never go, and there’s no hope for him anymore. Mainly because he went into space, and now he’s dead. I’ve yet to find a therapist who will accept deceased patients, but if you can think of one, please message me.

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well fucking do i?