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If I die, I didn't, I'm just the coziest comfiest sleeper you ever did seen

if i die give me the coolest funeral

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also spirits fucking bless but i am so accursedly tired of posts that basically say "stop hating entire pokemon types". your post will not fucking reach anybody that "needs" to hear it and if it does they will not listen. the same shit with people arguing with ghetsis nobody fucking cares and you will not change his mind

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Yes. You. Person who just discovered my blog and is going through liking everything

I am glad you are enjoying the show. Yesss. My notifications will take a hit from this but it is acceptable because I have a new devoted followe- what do you mean you went through, liked EVERYTHING, and didn’t follow or even reblog a single post

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Hey.

[A picture is attached. Alert is levitating a sandwich. The sandwich is a crime against humanity and cuisine, which is probably why Alert is levitating it over the trash can.]

I have a silly unown now :)

I'm so glad people are recognizing that these guys are so sillyIf you mistreat it not a force on earth can protect you from meI hope you and your silly Unown become very good friend

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She. N. No…

You can’t just play with an ecosystem because you can’t be bothered to come up with a more creative strategy…

Normalise having a personal vendetta against gym leaders that were hard to beat.

Fuck you Whitney and your stupid ass Miltank

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Battling is for fun

You ruined the fun, Whitney. You and your fucking milk drink stomp spam combos

Normalise having a personal vendetta against gym leaders that were hard to beat.

Fuck you Whitney and your stupid ass Miltank

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//Made a mod blog at @backstage-bloopers

//This will be the only announcement

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Joyous

YOU!!!

YOU…HELLO….I HAVE AN UNOWN OF THE V VARIANT. IT HAS NOT STOPPED FOLLOWING ME AND THUSLY I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE IT INTO MY CARE AS IT IS HAVING ISSUES FLOATING AND I BELIEVE IT COULD NOT SURVIVE ON ITS OWN.

HOWEVER! I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE, BUT IT IS HARD TO FIND RELIABLE RESOURCES … MAY I HAVE ADVICE… ARE THERE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS I SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR? IS THE FLOATING ISSUES CHRONIC OR ACUTE? DO YOU KNOW!!!

- @geosengespiral

Incoming text wall, I have a lot of opinions on caring for Unown correctly

The floating issues can be caused by many factors, for example N when I first brought it home simply collapsed from chronic exhaustion once given the option to rest, nowadays it’s doing better and can once again float and move around

So a lack of energy is definitely a possibility- I’d look into seeing if the Unown is exhibiting signs of exhaustion or illness, as that can also drain its energy

Although the issue can be chronic if the Unown was born with it or otherwise injured in some way, I doubt it would’ve lived long enough to follow you around if that were the case. I’d try to treat the Unown in any way you can, and until its recovery, try to accommodate for the disability? If it turns out to be chronic, accommodating early can help you prepare for taking care of a disabled Pokémon

Taking care of Unown is difficult. Be prepared for sacrifice time and certain luxuries. A lot of people take them in simply because of the novelty and uncommon idea of owning one in general, but they are NOT show pokemon. A lot of people seem to think they’re low maintenance because of their mystique. The matter of the fact is that if you don’t understand your Unown all that well because it’s being mysterious and shy, then that pokemon DOES NOT TRUST YOU. They are naturally social creatures. If it doesn’t seem to want to be around you a lot, it’s not because it’s a “mysterious and ancient Pokémon”, it’s because you are doing something wrong, or it’s because the Unown has something going on. DO NOT take in Unowns if you do not have the time to be able to be with them and keep them company, or at least get other Pokemon to do it for you if you aren’t willing. They’re slow to warm up to people because of how secluded they’ve been from us, but if it is STILL avoiding you after a long time of owning it, you need to change your care for it

Unowns need enrichment, you do not, I repeat you do NOT leave them in open spaces with literally nothing to do. They are not decorations. Invest in some toys and items for the Unown to interact with, me personally I have a few Skitty toys and a Skitty tower or two for my Unowns. I’ve had to come home early from work many times because of them, and at this point I’ve cut my availability hours to be able to spend ample time with them. You also cannot expect Unowns to act like more domesticated Pokémon breeds, you can only train them to some degree and then hope that they won’t destroy your house.

As for behaviors, they can be real ominous at times- this is normal. It may look like it is summoning a demon, it is not. If it is, well I guess you’ll have to deal with that

And of course, each Unown has a varying personality, and you’ll need to accommodate to the individual. Most Pokécenters are able to provide basic care for one, but if there’s a severe issue you’ll probably have to find a specialist

Also they like playing in lawn sprinklers :)

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YOU!!!

YOU…HELLO….I HAVE AN UNOWN OF THE V VARIANT. IT HAS NOT STOPPED FOLLOWING ME AND THUSLY I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE IT INTO MY CARE AS IT IS HAVING ISSUES FLOATING AND I BELIEVE IT COULD NOT SURVIVE ON ITS OWN.

HOWEVER! I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE, BUT IT IS HARD TO FIND RELIABLE RESOURCES … MAY I HAVE ADVICE… ARE THERE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS I SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR? IS THE FLOATING ISSUES CHRONIC OR ACUTE? DO YOU KNOW!!!

- @geosengespiral

Incoming text wall, I have a lot of opinions on caring for Unown correctly

The floating issues can be caused by many factors, for example N when I first brought it home simply collapsed from chronic exhaustion once given the option to rest, nowadays it’s doing better and can once again float and move around

So a lack of energy is definitely a possibility- I’d look into seeing if the Unown is exhibiting signs of exhaustion or illness, as that can also drain its energy

Although the issue can be chronic if the Unown was born with it or otherwise injured in some way, I doubt it would’ve lived long enough to follow you around if that were the case. I’d try to treat the Unown in any way you can, and until its recovery, try to accommodate for the disability? If it turns out to be chronic, accommodating early can help you prepare for taking care of a disabled Pokémon

Taking care of Unown is difficult. Be prepared for sacrifice time and certain luxuries. A lot of people take them in simply because of the novelty and uncommon idea of owning one in general, but they are NOT show pokemon. A lot of people seem to think they’re low maintenance because of their mystique. The matter of the fact is that if you don’t understand your Unown all that well because it’s being mysterious and shy, then that pokemon DOES NOT TRUST YOU. They are naturally social creatures. If it doesn’t seem to want to be around you a lot, it’s not because it’s a “mysterious and ancient Pokémon”, it’s because you are doing something wrong, or it’s because the Unown has something going on. DO NOT take in Unowns if you do not have the time to be able to be with them and keep them company, or at least get other Pokemon to do it for you if you aren’t willing. They’re slow to warm up to people because of how secluded they’ve been from us, but if it is STILL avoiding you after a long time of owning it, you need to change your care for it

Unowns need enrichment, you do not, I repeat you do NOT leave them in open spaces with literally nothing to do. They are not decorations. Invest in some toys and items for the Unown to interact with, me personally I have a few Skitty toys and a Skitty tower or two for my Unowns. I’ve had to come home early from work many times because of them, and at this point I’ve cut my availability hours to be able to spend ample time with them. You also cannot expect Unowns to act like more domesticated Pokémon breeds, you can only train them to some degree and then hope that they won’t destroy your house.

As for behaviors, they can be real ominous at times- this is normal. It may look like it is summoning a demon, it is not. If it is, well I guess you’ll have to deal with that

And of course, each Unown has a varying personality, and you’ll need to accommodate to the individual. Most Pokécenters are able to provide basic care for one, but if there’s a severe issue you’ll probably have to find a specialist

Also they like playing in lawn sprinklers :)

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Breaking news!!!

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Trainer I battled today looked at my hands funny and asked me if I had a skin condition. What the fuck.

First off, those are scars. Second off, they're all mostly faded, how did you fucking see those?

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typhl osion

typhl osion

I kinda like typhlosion lol idk

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It's a bug hope this helps

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

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//ooc post

I just joined the community a couple days ago and I wanna get to know people!!

Reblog if you wouldnt mind asks from Ryu!!

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Did y'all figure out what's up with that seedot? Was it just built different or something?

I'm pretty sure it was either the most severe case of osteochondroma I've ever seen, or was deformed in some other way

The trainer wouldn't let us do anything once we suggested further investigation into the diagnosis, and he said that the deformation hasn't affected the Seedot's quality of life other than falling over occasionally. There weren't really signs of the claim being false despite the unlikelihood, so we didn't press too much

I do believe that Seedot was simply built different

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In addition:

Dedenne fact:

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That's a Manaphy egg! I'd get it to a specialist or ranger asap, and try to find who left it

uhh, is anyone here good at identifying Pokémon eggs?

I’m no specialist but someone left an egg in the dressing room in the contest hall- and I’d like to know what Pokemon it may be.