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Kitty Unpretty
💙 30-something 💙 She/Her 💙 Queer 💙 Latina 💙 Polyamorous 💙 Certified Dick Wizard 💙 Shit For Brains 💙
Welcome to unpretty.space, I'm a huge bitch and I'm dumb as hell. I reblog every damn thing and write about weird monster dicks. I will not apologize to Alton Brown.
Posts by me are #original. Some people seem to like #fanfic and #ficblogging. I've also got #greatest hits. Other than that, my tags are fucking useless. If you need things tagged, you're better off following me through kittyunpretty.com or unpretty@ao3.
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It's only one rule, man. It's not that hard.
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#i used to be neither but i finally got weed to do Literally Anything#alcohol still just makes me flushed and sore so no thank u#reblog
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Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!
Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH
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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.
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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You
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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
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random dash inspectionnnnn 🎩🔎
....clean as a whistle
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔
phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast
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"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church
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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
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