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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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if someone gifts you something then tells you they shoplifted it, does that make it more or less valuable?

it makes it less valuable because they didn’t spend money on you

it makes it more valuable bc they committed a crime for you

whether or not it was stolen doesn’t affect the value

depends (on what?)

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First time at the seaside....

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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