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a small little cat king doodle

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patron saint of the lonely and desperate

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Recharging

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I WATCHED DOWN LOW

I don't know what I expected but I definitely wasn't disappointed; it was all over the place and I'm so here for it. Mind the last movie I watched was All of Us Strangers and this here was entirely different vibe but soooo good. Wasn't bored for a single second

Thoughts ranged from "this is absolutely insane, I love it" to "what am I watching, I love it" and "wait. That hit a little close to home"

Also Lukas' hair is magnificent

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Season 2, episode 1 starts. We see a party full of rich people, booze and drugs. Crystal is there, talking and laughing, her mean old self all over the place.

Something caughts her attention and she looks away, confused. Things start blurring. She's not here nor there anymore. A sound gets louder and louder-

And Crystal wakes up with her phone buzzing. A message from an old acquaintance: "happy birthday crys!! where are we going to celebrate?". She doesn't reply, instead falling into the bed again, grumbling.

Then, suddenly, Charles jumps from her bedroom mirror, startling her. "Crystal, we need you in the office like, immediately", and Edwin shows up from behind him, simply to grab him and pull him back into the mirror while saying "If you would be so kind to give us a hand, Crystal".

She blinks for a moment, before jumping out of bed and getting ready to leave, a smile on her face the whole time.

She knows exactly how she'll celebrate, and with whom.

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one of the funniest things about dead boy detectives is that age gaps are not a thing. like technically speaking the gap between crystal and charles is 19 years. the gap between charles and edwin is 73 years. edwin and the cat king? probably centuries, who knows. monty the human was only about a week old when he had his first kiss with someone who'd existed for over a century. and yet they're all sixteen-ish (minus cat king who, once again, is a mystery.) we love to see it

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someone needs to write a catwin villain au stat

CLOSE ENOUGH! Welcome back, Joker and the Riddler!

Catwin villain boyfriends AU is real to me.

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my fanfiction hot take for today is that i think people should use at least one (1) weird descriptor for the character' genitals.

yeah, its cringe if the author cant bring themselves to say 'cock' so they use 'member' and 'rod', even when the fic is the nastiest smuttiest piece of fiction, and i know that a lot of people stop reading when they see 'orbs' used for eyes

but guys listen

itd be so funny if you were reading the best written, perfect prose character study smut, and then im the middle of a sentence they just use 'his slick meaty mass' or 'his slime spunking rod' and 'her moist barren cave'

and then it just continues like normal

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Hob talks a lot about nothing in particular; Dream wants

Finally finished this one, so have some 80s Dream(his ass is not listening)

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i love how awful david the demon dresses. haven't seen an outfit so truly upsetting in a bit. oncler ass looking fit fr. call that style oncler-core or something equally abhorrent

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For someone who definitely doesn't want to kiss the Cat King, you sure are looking at him like you'd devour him, ghost boy.

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Of course you have sound effects of big cats that play whenever you shapeshift. And pronouns

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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

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edwin payne devoting his afterlife to saving others so charles looked at him and was like. okay then. i'll devote my afterlife to saving you

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happy pride month charles....

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one of the best things about edwin payne accepting and owning his sexuality was going from flustered and tormented every moment by his encounters with the cat king to basically telling him 'you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid'