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i wanna ask for asks but I don’t like doing asks for characters I don’t focus on/don’t really know what they’re like so I’m lowkey just stuck what do I do 💔

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IM SORRY I KNOW HES A LIL FREAK BUT HES ADORABLE TO ME CAN YOU MAKE EARNEST JONES RELATIONSHIP HCS PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME YOU DINT GOTTA MAKE THEM >⁠.⁠<

I GUESS I will

EARNEST JONES

Headcanons👾

He hates you. ok that’s all ty for asking 🫶

Jokes jokes but I seriously think he would find you a LIIIITTTLW icky. He values personal time and depending on if you’re clingy or not, he would find you the tiniest bit of a bother. He withstands it though because he’s the cooler version of himself now that he has a partner.

Now, depending on your status at bullworth, he could value you in different ways. Popular? Hes slightly scared this is a bullying tactic but like the fact you’re putting him in the spotlight. Helps with his class president campaign but he doesnt really like you much yet.

When he realizes you’re sincere, (which he almost has the inability to be) he’ll feel weird for a bit, distant, but THEN when he realizes you aren’t leaving, he starts to get warm. Like oh my god this person actually likes,,,,, me,,, of all people

That being said, he would again get in a weird stage again trying to impress you with stuff. Want chocolates?,,,,,,, good luck getting expensive ones, might win you something from the carnival but god don’t expect it he’s NOT a big romantic. It’s more about him and he doesnt realize it, he wants you to read his comics with him or study without focusing on what YOU want too. when you bring it up, he doesnt exactly want to but he tries to focus more on you until it actually starts to work out and now he’s at your games, watching you but also still trying to focus on something else and now you’re able to play video games with him like he wants you to, things are going steady now. Scarily steady

He likes you a lot more, he APPRECIATES your time unlike in the beginning, he likes when you take up his time now in a way, he wouldn’t mind missing out on studying. He’s still strict about getting to gng with the other nerds though, he refuses to miss out on the campaign.

He wouldn’t be sure about taking you to prom. He would actually be a little nervous, scared that he might look stupid infront of you. He either takes you, buys you flowers and you have a really nice time, not too loud and not too unexciting; ORR if it were up to him, you guys stay together in his dorm and watch movies, play games, just have a night to yourselves without the entire student body being around you.

misc!!

Buys you figurines from anime’s he thinks you like/might like. That or figures from games or just regular old cartoons, he can get REALLY interested into things that you like too, atleast when you’re far in.

Really crafty. Again, this one applies to a steady going relationship but if you really asked and he was really interested, he would really invest his time into something nice for you. Not everybody gets this sincere side of him.

Has the LONGEST before sleep routine. Challenges derby’s sleep routine even. Hes just a really sensitive guy, can’t sleep right if not feeing pampered just enough. Sleeping next to him is nice though, I think he could either be the same height or just shorted than you, very teddybear like.

Gets REALLLY red. Like he seriously gets dizzy if you admire him too long. Hes not used to people actually noticing him if not to bully him, it really gets him giggly.

More on that; he has the goofiest laugh ever. Especially if he’s flustered. Snorts and ‘hehe’s that he just CANNOT control. It would actually be really cute LOBOTOMIZE me💔

Not very touchy, scared of kisses at first but when he’s more open and less terrified, he’ll let you peck him and kiss his face, just no make outs until you’re pretty far in.

goodjob!! uve tamed him

edit; I forgot to freaking tag this

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i just tthrowed up everywhere

oh ok

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why do you think Tinos is the mascot, and does Trent know about it?

to be clear there’s no pressure for you to answer this😊 answer this whenever you’d like😁 have a good day! :D

because tinos is the mascot 😭😭 in one of the missions we steal the costume from him lol but I think Trent would find out and *try* not to mention it for the sake of tinos embarrassment, but god knows he’s a disrespectful little loudmouth 😞 tinos nearly dies when Trent finally lets it slip out of his loose lips that he knows it’s tino being the school mascot.

also u have a good day too anon 🫶🫶

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I’m actually fuckinh crying

these are the vibes i’m getting idk

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#Yup

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any Constantinos headcanons?😃

ur so lucky im actually answering this anon there’s like 28 asks in my inbox 💔

Constantinos Brakus

Headcanons 🫶

be weary of misspelt words and nonsense I’m so sleepy rn

He has the worst posture EVER. Hunches like a gargoyle it’s so bad and his mom tried literally everything to get him to stop doing it but no. He’s is free, no matter the back pain. There was a picture of him hunched over in class that circulated around bullworth for a WHILE.

Greek, but he DEFINITELY grew up in nyc or somewhere atleast a LITTLE trashy, where do you think he gets all this pessimistic behavior from? His church obsessed mom or his emotionally absent father?

Touching more on that, his mother is almost always at church or with the other church ladies while his dad is just waay too tired from work to pay attention to anybody. Raised mostly by his brother, his comics, a diary, and bullworth. God I love tino 💔💔

I think despite Trent being a bully they would be good friends. Trent like manga and tino likes comics, tino is a listener Trent is a yapper, and I think they both would like musicals except tino is actually open about it. (my fav rarepair don’t care what anybody says) also maybe Christy would like tino. Like yeah, she would gossip about him but he also like,,,, listens to her. None of the other ‘airheads at this school’ do, she says.

tino headcanons! some sad, some random!

attempted before.

Ok on a serious note again I think he would really like Batman to an embarrassing extent. Nobody would know as he got older but deep inside of him is absolutely just some 8 year old who has literally everything Batman. Dont care what anybody says.

He really likes grape soda and has gotten sick,,, many times. From drinking too much of it. Anything grape flavored really, grapes in general. He just strikes me as a grape kinda guy like just look at him and tell me he doesnt

It’s so late for me I hope these can suffice idk

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babygirl has been neglected💔 I still think of noemi and bruna a lot but I seriously just can’t draw- and after a while I don’t even want to draw 😞😞 anyway,,,,, have this

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He's seein stars n shit

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oh my god he cant fucking read why is this gonna make me sob

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Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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what is it with rockstar characters having unrealistic plans

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my heart yearns for bully 💔

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god i want to ourge all my old posts somebody k ill me

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indont really wanna post ab bully lately why bc im fixated on red dead right now. Specifically the firdt game at the moment i love john marston 👅👅

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ura. did you die.

only on wednesdays tuesdays and sundays why

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btw like i just got home from the theatre with a raging headache and my neck hurts i will NOT be doing those tn 😔

im getring asks now i fear im back in business