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happiness

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Losing my mind over this

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One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

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if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axe

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Millions of Men across america are currently explaining that Kanye is on their Wrapped because he didn’t say that shit until October and they didn’t have any time to push him out of their top 5

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Knuckles’ climbing animation from ‘Chaotix’ - Final on the left, prototype on the right.

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Can you imagine how many holes there are on earth? It has to be more than anywhere else in the universe right?

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just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

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i am convinced gwyneth paltrow would’ve thrived in the victorian era like she 100% would have been into eating mummies for ‘health benefits’, selling women arsenic wafers, and giving herself tuberculosis for the aesthetic

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true siblings bond over bullying Phoenix Wright for making a girl cry on accident. #feminism

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being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

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Sad as fuck scenario

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Guys we fucking lost. Can someone loop the Jerma mexico shirt gif but backwards?.

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Just a little guy

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They need to put this image in high school textbooks