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excuse me while I go rewatch The Rise of Skywalker I really like the end and how Ben and Rey both live happily ever after :)

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it’s all fun and games until your parrot notices your acne

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Jade: *talking to Yuu's baby bump* Hey, this is your father. We need to have a little talk.

Artist!Yuu: (trying not laugh)

Jade: You see, you have rental rights. You can do anything you want in there but you shouldn't be banging on the walls. You may not know this but that's my spouse your bruising. If you don't stop you will be served an eviction notice sooner than you expect, that's what the doctor said. Think wisely or you'll be kicked out before your lease is up.

Artist!Yuu: *dying of laughter*

(Jade isn't good at baby talk. He will talk to them like a full-grown adult)

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scarabia aftermath

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REQUESTS ARE OPEN

GO HAM MY LITTLE GOBLINS

I write for the following:

Twisted Wonderland

My Hero Academia

Genshin Impact

Obey Me (only sfw for Luke)

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What I will and won’t write head canons for:

will write: smut, fluff, yandere, etc

won’t write: gore, r@pe, no Ortho or Luke smut, piss kink, shit shit kink, character x character

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☆ pairing: bully!jimin x fem!reader

★ warnings: smut, non-con, mention of physical violence.

The three knocks on your door make your heart accelerate. Three thuds followed by the turn of the doorknob, revealing someone you were scared to see again.

How can you not want to see someone so gentle and sweet, had retorted your mother just before inviting the mayor and his wife for dinner and their evil son, Jimin.

Pervert and cruel, that's what he is.

Cruel when he bumps into you at school, making you fall, your books hitting the ground. His laugh resonating in the hallway, his friends joining in. Crueler when he steps on your hand trying to take your books back into your arms.

Pervert when he places his crotch against your ass in a crowded hallway, subtly whispering in your ear how bad he wants to rape you, how bad he wants to ruin that sweet pussy of yours.

A real asshole as he enters your room, closing and locking the door behind him.

"Waiting for me, mh?" He teases, acting like he's at home, taking a place beside you on your freshly made bed, hands in pockets. You look down all the time he's eyeing you, taking pleasure in scaring you.

He snickers as he reaches for a plushie behind you. "How adorable," he grins, a mocking smile plastered on his face. "Is that what you rub your little pussy on while thinking of me, baby?" Jimin gives you a toothy smile again, getting way too close to you.

You're still looking down when he passes his arm around your waist, his hand sneaking up under your t-shirt, slowly inching up to your right breast. He pleasantly hums as he discovers you aren't wearing a bra, your nipple having direct contact with his rough palm.

"So little, fits perfectly in my hand..." He comments, his plump lips right beside your ear, nose pressed down on your hair. "I wonder if that pussy's as tight as I think it is," Jimin hums and brings you even closer to him.

You shiver, letting out a shaky moan when he squeezes your tit, groaning at how plushy it is. He gently bites your earlobe, kissing the side of your face after, leaving wet trails behind.

"Why are you always so mean to me?" You hesitantly ask, trying your best to ignore his lips on your neck and his hand pinching your nipples.

"Am I?" He replies, playing dumb or maybe being honest, but you think he's just being mean once again.

You don't give back an answer and so you eventually find yourself under him, your pants and panties on the floor, his fingers pumping into your virgin pussy.

You've told him you've never done anything like this before, but he just said 'I know', slipping his fingers in you that are way too big for your unprepared pussy to take. You're sobbing big, fat tears while Jimin grunts like a mad man above you, humping your bed, his boner stiff and painful in the confines of his jeans.

"Loosen up a bit, baby, hm?" He says, his breath hitting your damp cheek, his nose still pressed down on your hair as if he can't get enough of your perfume. "Poor girl, you knew that'd happen soon or later... Don't act all surprised."

He fucks his fingers into you and it burns, but you can't stop clenching your walls around him for some reason. He isn't being gentle at all, though his thumb rubbing your clit makes the knot at the pit of your stomach tighten.

He can't handle the pain anymore when your pussy's throbbing around his fingers, coming down from your orgasm. He undoes his jeans as quickly as possible, tugging at his cock with so much fever, moaning when he spurts out long and thick ropes of cum on your abused cunt.

Luckily, the next day Jimin doesn't bother you at school. He gives you a few glimpses, knowing something that everyone else around you doesn't.

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permanent taglist: @pookie-st @4minholove @boonbyu @salobsarai @menaasstuff @mawwnsterr @hvvmings @bunni-reads-things @bbyorchid (if you aren't tagged yet and have completed the google form, you'll be in the next fic)

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pretty girls eat three meals a day with food that they love <3

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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we’re having guests bring out the fine china

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Can we please talk about thirst trap asmrists like I’m here for tingles and sleep not ur ass

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being an Astarion simp is going on c.ai and bully Cazador bots

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a menace to their otherwise peaceful (not.) working space

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i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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Idia: (about to speak)

Marine Biologist!Yuu: I swear of you ask me another fucked up question I will beat you with my shoe.

Idia: I swear I'm not being horny! It's a genuine question!

Marine Biologist!Yuu: Speak.

Idia: Sooo tentacles?

Marine Biologist!Yuu:(takes off shoe) What about?

Idia: Is it really a thing to..you know...sex?

Marine Biologist!Yuu: The question isn't if it's possible. Anything is possible at least once. The question is if it's safe and FUCK NO ITS NOT! I KNOW IM THE RESIDENT OCTOPUS FUCKER BUT I'D NEVER BE INSANE ENOUGH TO DO THAT. ITS COLD, SLIMY(NOT IN THE GOOD WAY), AND OH YEAH HOOKS. THEY HAVE HOOKS IDIA, HOOKS THAT WOULD DAMAGE YOUR INSIDES HORRIBLY. LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE INFECTIONS IT WOULD CAUSE AND THE SICKNESS YOU'D GET! DO NOT FUCK TENTACLES YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!

Idia: I never said I'd do it. I just wanted to know if it was possible.

Marin Biologist!Yuu:(hitting him with shoes) What did I say about monsterfucking questions!

(I'm so done)