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I GASPED

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PLEASE

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

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ALERT ALERT I NEED TO FIND A FIC

Ok so the fic was on tumblr and it was abt someone from haikyuu and basically it was like the reader has a kid and the kid is a fan of their team and reader and this person go into her car and they have sex and at the end he’s talking about the readers pubes 😭

TY wtf is wrong w me

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Fr

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Minors and Ageless blogs DNI || 18+

Request box is open <3

Eren holding your hand when your walking around the mall, letting you drag him into random stores that look good, he swipes his card whenever you say you want something. He spoils you rotten because he loves you.

Eren cuddling you when you’ve had a bad day, making your favorite food for dinner or ordering your favorite take out place, he’ll even lay in bed with you and watch the shows he thinks are stupid but knows you love. He treats you like a princess because he loves you.

Eren fucking your cunt when you’ve been pawing at his pants at the house party Jean and Connie were throwing. His hands are glued to your hips as you’re bent over the bathroom sink, his hips snapping into yours to the beat of the house music. Tears rolling down your cheeks and messing up your make up that took you awhile. He fucks you like this because you’re his and only his.

Eren gripping your cheeks and forcing you to open your mouth as you’re down on your knees for him. He spits in your mouth and slides two ringed fingers between your lips. He calls you a good girl as his cum drips from your cunt, only to be caught by your panties. He loves watching you down on your knees for him because he knows you love him.

“Good girl.” He whispers as he rubs his cock between your slick folds “You can take me right?” He whispers as he looks at your face through the mirror. You swallow and nodded “Yes daddy.” Eren smirks and slowly slides into your cunt, a soft squelching noise was heard as he pushes inside you. “A-ah!” You whimper and grip the edge of the counter top. “Sh Sh Sh, you can take it, come on pretty girl, you can take it.” He kisses your neck as his cock is buried to the hilt inside you.

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hiii new moot, just wanted to introduce myself, im lix lol<333 and oh! i loveee your theme!!

Hii love! You can call me Mai (My) and tysm! That means a lot coming from someone who’s theme would make anyone jealous <33

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Dear writers of tumblr,

Guys I just found something shocking 😰

Did you know that.. gay people.. EXIST?!!!

I KNOW RIGHT! I WAS SO SHOCKED TOO!

Turns out, not everyone who simp for fictional men are women! 😰

AND not all women simp for fictional men!

ANOTHER SHOCKER THAT I’VE FOUND WAS.. not all people go by she/her and he/him pronouns! 😰😰

And get this.. some women.. are born AMAB!! I KNOW RIGHT??? THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT!! Same thing with men too! Some are born AFAB!!

OH AND GET THIS.. some people.. are AROMANTIC!! AND ACESEXUAL TOO!!

Oh wait 🥺🥺 I forgot.. gays aren’t real, trans people are aliens from mars, and aro/ace individuals are just confused!

Jokes aside, get tf better bro. I dont give a flying fuck ab you and your wittle feewings 🥺 be inclusive. Tag YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

TRANS PEOPLE EXIST

GAY PEOPLE EXIST

ARO/ACE PEOPLE EXIST

and dont even get me STARTED on poc 💀 ya’ll instantly start fucking SHUDDERING at the mere IDEA that not EVERY person who reads fanfictions online are caucasion.

Also, yes, I’m aware not every writer is a delusional snowflake. However, unfortunately, the majority of the community is.

If you are one of such inclusive writers (even if all you do is tag your works properly) I wish you the very best. <3 Thank you, for your acknowledgment of neglected minorities is just.. amazing! <3 And for those who write for these minorities.. THANK YOU! Your works, even if they may be small or lazy, have made someones day. :)

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OTS MY BIRTHDAY

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Lord..

zhongli drabble- fucking you stupid

tw: dumbification, unprotected sex, praises, afab! reader, fem!reader

zhongli loves fucking you stupid.

he loves being able to turn your usually dignified self into a moaning, babbling mess beneath him.

he loves seeing your pretty face flushed, tears rolling out of your eyes and drool pooling from your lips.

he loves teasing you, making you beg while being in a state where you couldn’t even remember your own name.

he’d slow the roll of his hips, leaning down to ask in your ear, “does it feel good, my love?”

you would nod your head frantically in return, whining for him to keep going in a silent beg.

“ah, ah. proper persons reply with words.” he stilled his hips completely, stopping the pleasure you felt.

“y-yes, zhongli!” you barely managed to choke out. it sounded more like a strange incomprehensible gurgle, but it was good enough for zhongli. “please, please move!” you added, desperate for friction.

“there we go, such a good girl”

his hips snapped back into you, making you let out a loud moan as your eyes rolled back. his cock beautifully rubbing against your walls.

he loves hearing your loud moans of his name, as if it were he were the only thing you could think of during these times (which he was). even better was if they came out garbled and incoherent, making him smile as it meant he made you feel so good you had lost basic sense.

he loved the idea that only he could see you in this lewd state. that only his cock could strip away your formal facade and turn you into his little cockslut.

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Y/n: hey, what do you think? red dress or black dress for tonight?

Caitlyn: oh, i don't know, you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide

Y/n: thank you, but I'm actually having a hard time deciding, so i was hoping you could pick

Caitlyn: either way you're going to be the prettiest at the party babe

Y/n:...

Y/n *screaming*: HEY VI, RED DRESS OR BLACK DRESS

Vi *from the other room*: BLACK! , THE RED ONE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH

Y/n *nodding*: THANKS

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Spam my inbox, it can be anything idc

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Yelena post-workout + Hand HC.

Reference for main drawing: Samson (Covenant Webtoon)

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in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.

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I literally just got my first repost ever I’m abt to cry

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In which ఌ Ellie doesn’t know why she’s feeling like this. Or Ellie is mega jelly

Word count: I’m just gonna stop

Proofread: mhm/nooooo

Warnings: a bit of ooc (sorry)

Ellie doesn’t know what happened to her that night.

A slight bubbly feeling was coursing through her but why. Your literally just dancing with someone. Someone that really pretty. And you guys  are getting close. Too, Close.

You were her best friend, and maybe she had those moments where she would catch a glimpse of your waist while trying to climb something or when you started to change In front of her and she saw you in just your panties and bra. Or like now, when you were dancing with someone.

She knew it wasn’t your fault, I mean how could you know that your best friend of basically your whole entire life was in love with you. If she were to blame anyone she should be blaming herself, because she never could just go up to you and be like ‘Hey y/n I think your pretty hot, we should date’

How would you react?

With this terrible thoughts still lingering in her mind she failed to notice that you were walking towards her. You started complaining about how the beer tasted, but she just couldn’t take it anymore she sheer thought was making her go insane.

“..I love you” She suddenly confessed

A light smile flicked onto your lips as you formed them into a small ‘o’ shape. Taken aback from what Ellie just said you really needed to take a step back- you didn’t though. You just stood there, frozen.

“Oh my god I so sorry, I don’t know what I wa-“

Ellie got cut off by the sweet and tender kiss you placed onto her lips.

“ I love you too El”

A/n: I’ve been trying to get this out for a lil

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wouldn't you want criticism to make your writing better tho?

no LOL!