“Why are you so quiet?” I highly dislike you and am doing you a favour by staying silent in your presence so shush
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she's starting to think she needs to tell my brother something
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normalize starting cults I feel like that shit would be so fun
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Gonna become a lawyer so that I can represent my criminal husband 😍🤪🤪✌️😝😘😘 (im delusional)
I'm gonna apply for law school only so my relatives can say
"My ______ is a lawyer."
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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yeah im a virgin with a whores mentality what about it ???
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