useful-tips
useful-tips
Loading...
55 posts
I give totally useful tips & facts! (they're totally true, trust)
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
useful-tips · 9 hours ago
Text
Tip: Air conditioners with buttons on top and cats do not mix well.
1 note · View note
useful-tips · 10 hours ago
Text
Tip: If you don't schedule maintenance, the equipment will schedule it for you.
1 note · View note
useful-tips · 11 hours ago
Text
melatonin, sleeping at a normal-ish time, and if neither of those help you sleep properly then maybe ask your doctor about hydroxazine.
They should make a cure for Eepy
20 notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
50 posts!
Tip: what? already?
3 notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: Yes.
Cold stuff really does help with headaches??
I thought that was a myth
4 notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: Using this will have the following effects on your faction relations:
++[tumblr]
+good people
--assholes
· • · · • · · • · · • · · • · · • · · • · Challenge people with more power than you
Defend people with less power than you · • · · • · · • · · • · · • · · • · · • ·
122 notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: Anything can repel anyone if you use it right!
okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce
37K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
ⓘ Pretty sure divorce is at least part of how Dr. Doofenshmertz does it. If he can do it, you can too.
okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce
37K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Fun Fact: He is fucking adorable and this blog's url is correct.
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: It costs NOTHING to give your enemies an unmarked grave!
Tumblr media
673 notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: he will NOT be responsible with what I'm giving him.
Tumblr media
One like = one smooch on his little head
One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes
10K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: You've been hit with a Status Effect!
You can cure this in 3 main ways:
1. A potion of restoration. But be careful, it also removes positive effects!
2. A status-specific potion
3. A spell. What one? I ain't telling you!
thinking (-1) about characters is so fun gu(-1)ys trust
17K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 12 hours ago
Text
Tip: :)
Tumblr media
15K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 13 hours ago
Text
Tip: If you want followers on this site, literally just reblog with something funny or a useful addition to a post. This is why gimmick blogs are so popular.
0 notes
useful-tips · 13 hours ago
Text
gonna be honest, seeing you in my notes stunned me for a moment.
Fun Fact: I got the idea for colorful text from you!
Round 5: The Quarterquarterfinals
(Poll 2 of 8)
@creatures-in-posts
“Finds creatures in posts, makes things in posts into creatures, or adds their own drawings of creatures, based on tbh and btw (aka the autism creature and the adhd creature).”
“Smashorpassgilf here. I got killed by creatures-in-posts. Honestly? honored. My sword is on their side. I'm fighting for the creatures now. ”
@kittybroker
(no propaganda submitted)
2K notes · View notes
useful-tips · 13 hours ago
Text
why is nobody posting advice-worthy content on my dash?
0 notes
useful-tips · 13 hours ago
Text
Tip: Check out your visibility settings!
Tumblr media
1 note · View note