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LIKE YA CUP YER BALLS.

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ARE YOU HANDING THIS OFF TO ME???

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OOH, IS THAT AN OPEN WOUND, FLESHY WART, OR A BURN BLISTER TOUCHING THE LIP OF MY DIRTY CRACKED CUP?

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THE TIPPY TOP.

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THUMB IN THE LATTE OFFICIALLY.

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THIS PERSPECTIVE WITH THE CAMERA AND THE CUP AND THE WHOA AND THE FINGERS.

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TWO UP TOP, TWO BELOW.

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CHUBBY KNUCKLES.

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THERE ARE AT LEAST FOUR THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

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HAND VIOLATION BLISSFULLY OUT OF FOCUS.

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PINKY OUT.

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RATED R FOR REAL GROSS.

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THAT HAND LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY UNCLEANSED.

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THIS CAPPUCCINO HAS NOTES OF CITRUS, CHOCOLATE, AND JERGENS.

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NEERRRRRP.

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C'MOOOON. IT'S ON THE COUNTER. ON A SAUCER. YOU DON'T NEED TO HOLD IT STEADY - IT AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

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OVER THE LIP GRIP.