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Color: I've only had Killer for a year, but if anything happened to him I'd fistfight God.

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Killer: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Cross: The cow???

Killer: What?

Dust: Cross, W H Y?

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HOLY SHIT??

TY,,,

Ink: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Dream: Ink no.

Swap: Mistlefoe.

Dream: Please stop encouraging him.

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Dust: A "crush" is what I call liking someone and wanting to be in a relationship with them. A "squish" is what I call liking someone and wanting to be really, really good friends.

Red: *squeezes his palm*

Dust:

Dust: Did you- Did you just squish my palm-

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Ink: If I were to date someone, well let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

Error: Hi, yeah, what the actual, genuine FUCK does this mean.

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Killer: Dust put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him. But I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and I refuse to let him win.

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Ink: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Dream: Ink no.

Swap: Mistlefoe.

Dream: Please stop encouraging him.

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Color: This is such a bad idea.

Killer: Then why are you coming along?

Color: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Nightmare: I trust Killer.

Dust: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Nightmare: I wouldn't go that far.