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waow... erotic parasitism...

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Tbh the gentrified perversion aesthetics is really tiresome because you can tell that the people in question have internalised a sense that being a pervert is what the cool kids are doing now, but they have done zero unpacking of any neuroses around sex whatsoever, so you get endless annoying posts about sex as cannibalism and sex as violence and blood and a specific kind of post reclaiming puppy play from the spectre it was five or six years ago, but then they'll lose their minds the moment you bring out real pervert guns (basic ass Freudian incest stuff; extremely basic cnc and rape fantasies vv nancy friday) and then you have to be like well how the fuck do I demonstrate to other real give no fuck perverts that I am a give no fuck pervert.

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so this guy im seeing, he’s really cute and charming and i’m really into him it’s just. he has this stalker fetish. which i’m fine with btw. it’s just. a little difficult at times. cause he won’t tell me any personal information about himself. like, every date we’ve been on i try to ask icebreaker questions and he won’t tell me anything. okay like on the third date i asked what his favorite show was right? and he just said “figure it out for yourself~” so i’m just scrolling frantically through his social media in the restaurant, trying to figure out his favorite food so i can order it for him. he wouldn’t even tell me where he lived he just said “wanna come back to my place?” and left. let me figure it out for myself. one time i got the cops called on me because i was outside his window watching him watch tv and he had to come out and explain we were just on a date. he got kinda pissy when i missed his birthday even tho he didn’t tell me when it was. he said i shouldve known from facebook and i told him i didn’t have a facebook account. well i got one for him. hes a little high maintenance but i think i’m in love with him. he told me if i can figure out all the answers to get into his bank account he’ll tie the knot. so far i’ve got his first pet and his mothers maiden name

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Gotta love a telepath whumper torturing the whumpee by forcing them to relive their worst/most traumatic memories

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Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

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poem made in pokemon white 2 message constructor

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there's really no way to be truly anti-mind-control. You're either in favor of it, or you haven't tried it yourself, and therefore can't make an informed decision.

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You have to think about how scary it would be to have an ovipositor forced into your throat and feel it start to fill you

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I wish i could find someone to train me like this

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everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

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generally not super into shapeshifter characters being revealed to have like a singular True Form. isnt it much more interesting to imagine a creature so fluid and ever-changing that even they cant identify any one body as the "true" self, or simply dont see the need to?

is this you? yes. this one too? yes. but then which one is the real you? define "real" define "you" theyre all me. even the ones that are someone else? especially those.

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i love ignoring the "i'm not for free!!! 😳 you have to pay for me 🥺" dialogue so much i wish i could also kick winRAR in the stomach and grind my heel into its cunt a little before i unzip my minecraft mods

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When she drops a condom on your tummy right before thrusting in raw just because she wants you to know the she could be careful if she thought you were worth it, but changing the next two decades if your life means less to her than a slightly better orgasm.

might fuck around and permanently incorporate this into my vast nightmarish sexual imaginary

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf