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I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly

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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

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dolls have got it ez as hell man. imagine being able to pop off your leg and then pop it back on. no trauma, no reasoning, just all biology

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[ID: a cartoony drawn picture of a boy, labeled "me with BID", standing at a forking path. The path on the left leads to a bright, sunshine-filled hill with a dark castle edited in. The castle is labeled "staying able-bodied and dysphoric". The right path leads to a dark hill where the sky is clouded and lightning shoots down to a bright and shining castle that has been edited in. The castle is labeled "accomplishing my need but have a harder life" /End ID]

Woe, another meme be upon ye

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I was at a friend’s house in Nashville, Tennessee. As I was walking through the front door after taking my dog Bentley for a night walk, a “friend” greeted me. I took this photograph with my iPhone 16 Pro Max (my camera isn't with me). The iPhone's native photography software and hardware are quite good; it’s a great tool for practicing photography, including using its macro feature, which I used to take this photo in low light conditions.

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gabriel's unnecessary feelings

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they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

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Shoutout to Superman (2025) for making it incredibly fucking clear that Superman is for good people. He’s hope. He’s love. He’s supportive. He’s an immigrant. He supports Palestine. He loves animals. He protects children.

The movie is a light. If you’ve been feeling really depressed about the world lately I’d highly suggest watching Superman.

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today i had an interview at a slime place and the guy kept using the word slimed like it meant the activity of playing with slime he was like "name any country and i've slimed with someone there i've slimed with the kiddies to the elderly celebrities everybody" (his words exactly) and i just had to sit there nodding like that was normal and how people used that word like uh huh uh huh very true i agree deeply sir.

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y'all play video games

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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Minch brothers headcanons time!

((Oh boy, here I'm going again with craming a lot of cutesy AND angsty stuff in such a short amount of text))

((TW: child abuse and toxic masculinity))

- Porky likes pranking Picky by taking his brother's toys and hiding it strange places around the house (some even ending up around Ness's house)

- Picky counters this by breaking Porky's crayons or other art suplies (but ONLY his brother's favorite colors, yes he is THAT petty)

- He probably wouldn't admit it out loud, but Porky's favorite movie of all time is Matilda. A neglected kid who gains cool mind powers because adults screamed at them a lot? SOLD.

- Picky's is Mary Poppins. He loves these kinds of lighthearted fantasy movies, and is fond of musicals in general

- Aloysius won't have his sons liking "girlish" media, so forget them ever owning or renting these types of movies

- He also is the type to spank said sons for being too emotional or showing any other characteristic he doesn't like (it builds character after all! I was spanked as a child too and turned out fine!)

- These two can only act like actual brothers like this hidden from their parents tho, as any bickering, fighting, fits and all would grant them both with IMMEDIATE punishment.

- Despite all their grievances, these two deeply care for eachother, and rely on the other for emotional support during the hard times of growing up in this family

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Some Porky Minch (current and future without Giygas influence) headcanons:

- Very eloquent and well spoken for a kid his age.

- Is able to sweet talk and manipulate others, specially adults, very easily

- Learned these skills to be able to traverse his harsh home life

- I can imagine he spent more time with adults than other kids (not counting his brother ofc) during his earlier life

- Probably because his parents would drag him and Picky around to many boring dinner parties and trips, just to show off "what a perfect family they are"

- They both had to be at their BEST behavior during these, or else...

- Teases his brother and Ness a lot, but it's the type to become LIVID if anyone else did that to them (((teasing is his love language I guess)))

- Sadly got some misogynistic views from his father (((good thing that in the future he upgraded to hating everyone equally I guess)))

- Got some nasty "Karen" like attitudes from his mom as well

- Can detect one's insecurities quickly and WILL use it against them

- If he had stayed in Onett and not joined Giygas, I can see him and Paula becoming SWORN ENEMIES after Ness is back (they both would hide it from Ness so he wouldn't be sad)

- Would 100% have dropped college and become a vicious loan shark

- Stayed unmarried as no one could handle this man's attitude (not that he ever needed anyone anyway)

(((I still think best scenario possible for this kid to not grow up and become horrible is if he and Ness got together lol)))

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warm take: the shadow crystal text alludes to holes in hands instead of losing hands

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i need to know exactly how everyone perceives me in extreme detail