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DELETE THIS POST

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Years and years ago in the days of The Old Internet, there was a series of animated shorts on the Disney website which were minute-long summaries of classic literature, Les Miserables and Don Quixote and Cyrano de Bergerac.

And to this day I have no idea who the audience for these videos was supposed to be. Except for me because I loved them and watched them constantly and I was heartbroken when they were taken off the website.

This is all to say that I just found out that they were all uploaded to YouTube while I wasn’t looking, and now that it’s the Ides of March I’m legally contracted to share this now.

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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happy international friendship day

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It's hard not to feel humorless, as a woman and a feminist, to recognize misogyny in so many forms, some great and some small, and know you're not imagining things. It's hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you're going to float the fuck away.

/ROXANE GAY

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these are the valentine’s day hours on the website of a flower shop not far from my apartment & i thought “8 am - ‘til the last rose” was really cute 

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my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

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i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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Todd Alcott

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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

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do you ever think about the fact that you could just keep scrolling down the dash and eventually return to the actual november 5th 2020. do you ever think about that