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[vaisey]

[vaisey]

which one of you motherfuckers am i gonna think about today (reaches blindly into my comfort character basket)

[vaisey]

check in on your nemesis! make sure theyre doing poorly in these trying times

[vaisey]

staring at my own spotify library like im narcissus staring at myself in the water

[vaisey]

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

[vaisey]

korra accessing her past lives: hey aang I could really use your advice

aang materializing before her: okay! have you tried asking yourself, “What Would Katara Do?”

korra: yes, obviously

aang: oh well then im out of ideas

[vaisey]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[vaisey]

It’s dark in fridges.

why my yogurt sending me anons

[vaisey]

idk what a “meal planning” is. I go to the store. I purchase ingredience. I go home. I cook. at no point during this process do i “think”

[vaisey]

(does one thing) hm i think i deserve a little reward :) (walks around in circles listening to music for three hours)

[vaisey]

katara: bloodbending is dangerous and I wouldn't ever do it unless it is absolutely necessary

also katara, bloodbending sokka: why are you hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself why-

[vaisey]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[vaisey]

[vaisey]

you think your brooding sad boy antihero antagonist morally grey fuck of a character is like zuko but he isn’t zuko he can’t be zuko and he never will be zuko that much i can promise you

[vaisey]

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

[vaisey]

no one:

aaron burr: how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore,

[vaisey]

me existing......big mistake. huge