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kkcu (keira knightley cinematic universe)

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okay so jenny the archaeologist comes back to life or something???? LORD that was bad. the only improved thing about it was that they cast actual poc as the egyptians. not egyptians. that’s too progressive. but they weren’t white.

anyway save yourself the time this movie was horrific

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thank god mummy lady is back from the grave. if i had to watch more uninterrupted tom cruise i think i would start crying

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I was just like “wow it would suck if tom cruise and this cool archaeologist girl ended up together” 

so i looked it up bc i don’t care

turns out it’s worse lol. archaeologist girl dies. girl mummy kills her. i hate this movie lmao

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who on earth would root for boring tom cruise over the much cooler mummy

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idk who thought tom cruise could just replace brendan fraser but they were so very wrong

actually can we just stop putting tom cruise in movies altogether

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i have a longstanding relationship with the original mummy movies. i loved them when i was a kid. i love them now. a few things. first, may the lord bless and keep brendan fraser. second, rachel weisz probably helped in making me not straight. third, the third movie doesn’t exist. idk what you’re talking about. but importantly, reader, they are not good movies. they are bad movies. 

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alrighty gather round kidlets. today I am watching the mummy (2017) and fully expecting to hate it

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I’ve been gone for FOREVER but I’m back today kidlets.

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I logged on here for the first time in like a year imagine my absolute surprise at finding the supernatural fandom alive and well

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why did you say five minutes?

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The city still needs saving. But not by the Hood. {A Green Arrow Evolution}

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THE RAVEN CYCLE

In that moment, Blue was a little in love with all of them. Their magic. Their quest. Their awfulness and strangeness. Her raven boys.

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“Look what he asked from me, Hermione! Risk your life, Harry! And again! And again! And don’t expect me to explain everything, just trust me blindly, trust that I know what I’m doing, trust me even though I don’t trust you!”

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‘cause I see you lying next to me, with w o r d s I thought i’d never speak, awake and unafraid, asleep or— dead ( x )

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MYTHOLOGY MEME - [5/9] GREEK GODS/GODDESSES: HEKATE

“Hekate Einodia, Trioditis [Trivia],

lovely dame, of earthly, watery,

and celestial frame, sepulchral,

in a saffron veil arrayed,

pleased with dark ghosts that

wander through the shade;

Perseis, solitary goddess, hail!”

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i love the White House being covered in rainbow lighting because it looks like a conservative fever dream of what would happen if The Gays accomplished their horrible, horrible designs. a black president sittin in The Gay House