Will | 30 | AL I like nerdy stuff and shitposts. I reblog stuff more than I make original posts. Asks and messages are welcome and encouraged. That is all.
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imagine being at work and sirens in your pussy just start going off loud as fuck and everyones getting mad at you and uour like slapping your pussy trying to get it to shut the fuck up like desperately sweating and everyones angry
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“Misandry is when the women’s bathroom is closer to your seat than the men’s washroom is. :c” “Misandry is clubs offering free nights for girls and not for guys. :ccc” “Misandry is having a women’s centre and not a men’s centre! We have needs too. :ccccccccc” *tips le fedora to cover le mantears*
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i liked doing the independent run because it meant i could walk into caesar’s tent with a missile launcher and atomize him and yes man didn’t even give a fuck that i did that. mr house wouldve been all
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been styling my hair based on mountain dew flavors
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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I am literally one of those high strung Respect Our Troops middle aged dads but about Frodo Baggins. If you hate on him I'm gonna pivot into a lecture about everything he's fought for and sacrificed and how you wouldn't last a day in his circumstances and
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