new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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recent links
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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How does a Dracula smell?
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it’s so funny that releasing 7,000 vampire spawn into the underdark is the narratively kind and merciful choice. tav and astarion like
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I think ryan reynolds should promote wolverine and deadpool by finally using tumblr the way gd intended. start reblogging logan x wade fanart. maybe publish a fanfic or two. dabble in the art of shitposting. dont be shy babe come play in the sandpit I have a shovel for u
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always remember the Final Girl Code:
- do it alone
- do it scared
- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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