so while it's super funny that i got locked out of my twitter for dunking on Musk, it *is* fucking up my bottom line soooo i'm gonna promo here a bit too~ hey i'm bugs and i'm cute for a living :3
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I should’ve just gone to a chiropractor for my spinal cord injury, dang, why didn’t I think of that BEFORE having a surgeon slice my throat open and scoop out my vertebral discs
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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Laurent: Well, let me be the first to tell you, I'm bad news.
Damen: You're actually not the first to tell me that.
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Shroomy-P: Why do people prefer to listen to my remake of "Interface" rather than my original songs?
Meanwhile, original songs:
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I'M SORRY THE PRINCIPAL KILLED THE THERAPIST AND HIMSELF? WHAT? THE FUCK?
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Rise! Donnie: someone will die
Male! Soft reader: OF FUN :D
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I just want you all to know, my fellow lgbtq+ friends, that you are so valid. You’re fucking beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you any differently. You are safe here on my blog and in my ims and I love you very much.
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Got my neck blasted today in honor of my favorite fucking blorbo of the year. Got both sides done, definitely my most brutal tattoos though T_T
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at least i'm cute today :3
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How would you react if someone wanted to be your friend but phrased it as an offer like saying metaphorically "I'll fondle your balls and you'll fondle mine"
i would possibly laugh, maybe accept the friend offer
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The time Stede stabbed Ed was the actual first time they had sex. It's true! Izzy heard them.
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My aunt called Shinichi "gay pet" I'm crying
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new one piece character, dick grayson
(you mistagged that art but i am choosing to believe its real now.)
new one piece boss battle: monkey d. luffy vs nightwing
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"This was our only frying pan! Why do you always do this? Don't you have weapons?"
"I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going."
"Can we cook with your juices?"
Random henchman paralyzed on the ground: can you guys talk about this some other time??
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