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Imagine a vampire who had chronic pain when they were alive and who thought they would lose their condition when they became immortal and while they do gain the typical super strength and vampire magic powers they still have their normal pain. It's almost worse now because normal painkillers no longer affect them and they have to shell out for the expensive magic stuff. Any time they ask for help they get advice like "drink lots of blood" "go for nightly walks through the cemetery" and "try bat yoga (yoga but you're a bat)" and it's just generally frustrating when everyone acts like they've never even heard of a vampire in pain before.

At the same time, a werewolf has chronic pain and has a different issue where pain is pretty normal for werewolves while shifting, but when they start feeling joint pain and aches in their day-to-day life even without shifting. There are a lot of resources to shift in a safe way to minimize discomfort but other wolves are baffled when they talk about being in pain without shifting.

anyways they meet and fuck nasty style.

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hello there

i am here again genderbending the living shit out of saw

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when birth is depicted as body horror, as an act of violence

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the gay clown from saw: your test is to go one whole day without getting mad at people for being wrong on the internet

me: easy peasy ive been online for the last 18 years i know how to control my emotions *opens tumblr* hhnnggghh.... hhggnnrrrhghh aaagghRRGGHAAAAAAHHH!!! *is devoured by beasts*

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having an experience

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy