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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”

(via)

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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They're writing coffee shop AUs in the comments of breaking bad clips

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dragon got a fender

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A general safety tip: Doing unpredictable, zig-zagging evasive maneuvres is only useful if you're trying to avoid something that's actively trying to get you, such as a crocodile or a hawk. If it's something that's trying to avoid you, such as a bicycle, moving in unpredictable patterns may actually increase the chances of it hitting you! Here's a good little memory rhyme:

Trying to attack? Time to zig-zag! Just trying to pass? SIT DOWN ON YOUR ASS.

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Untitled ~ East Germany (1980) by Thomas Hoepker ⌘ Where identical windows watch identical lives

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Randomly remembered something I saw online and can't remember the exact details of - a translation of an ancient Egyptian letter that a young soldier sent his family from abroad, I think from Rome. While all the other details are lost to me, I distinctly remember the tone of the letter, because the attitude in it was so shockingly different to the way I was raised. In Finnish, the word for "conceited" is literally "self-loving", and there's a saying about how self-praise reeks, and any kind of praise of one's own is downright shameful. Entire generations have been raised with the idea that saying anything positive about your own children will rot their moral core.

And this guy in this letter was like "Dear father, dear mother, I am now here in Rome! I am sure to prosper thanks to how excellently you have raised me. I have commissioned a picture of myself in my new uniform, so you can see how handsome I look in it."

Like... Damn. Imagine raising a kid to be that unwaveringly confident in their own worth and prospects, and unhesitant to praise you as well. Why would you raise your kid any other way.

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.

So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.

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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025

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✨️ brad the buffsprite says happy brightshine jubilee!! ✨️

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My gleeful vampire

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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab