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Script Writing part 2:
Cast:
Valerie- 21 year old college student
Amelia- 21-year-old college student Mango- 2 year old cat, owner is Valerie
Dahlia- 5 year old dog, owner is Amelia
Setting and time: Val and Amelia’s apartment, a random Tuesday afternoon after they have both returned from class.
(Valerie and Amelia run into each other on the street while both walking home from class. They both seem mentally exhausted while unlocking the apartment door and enter the kitchen)
Valerie: “ Ugh, I have so much homework I need to do I don’t have time to cook tonight, do you want to order in from the pizza place?”
Amelia: “Only if you get me an extra thick-crust pizza”
Valerie: “Sounds good”
(Dahlia runs up very enthusiastically jumping up on Valerie with a toy in her mouth ready to play)
Valerie: (while petting Dahlia and playing tug of war with the dog) “Awwweee, who is such a good girl? I lovees you Dahlia, you want to play? Awe who’s such a cute puppy? You are!”
Amelia: “Uhhhhh Val did you just see what I saw?”
Valerie: “No. What are you talking about?”
Amelia: “A flea just jumped off her HEAD! VAL SHE HAS FLEAS!”
Valerie: “Holy shit, let me go find Mango and lock her in my room, we have to wash all of the linens in the house, vacuum the carpet and use the flea carpet spray we have just in case.”
Amelia: “I know but I need help bathing Dahlia first to get the fleas off.”
Valerie: “Okay I have an idea, why don’t we lock her in the bathroom so she doesn't get fleas everywhere, I can start on vacuuming and treating your carpet while you change your sheets and throw them in the wash, that way when we’re done washing Dahls we have somewhere to put her that is flea free. After that we can do the same thing for my room for Mango, sounds like a good idea?”
Amelia: (Amelia starts changing her sheets while Valerie starts vacuuming) “I just can’t believe she got fleas again! I feel like we go through this every month.”
Valerie: “Well, if you actually treated Dahls for fleas maybe she would stop getting them and spreading it to Mango, even though Mango is medicated it won’t do anything if the outdoor pet is untreated.”
Amelia: “I don’t need to hear this again”
Valerie: “Then why don't you treat her? We spend so much money on flea treatment after the fact when if you just medicated her for it we wouldn’t need to spend the money at all.”
(Valerie and Amelia finish cleaning Amelia’s bedroom then go into the bathroom and start bathing the dog and combing for fleas.)
Amelia: “I swear every time we do this Dahlia seems to attract the Philadelphia super flea.”
Valerie: “Yea I’ve had to comb off at least 15 fleas so far and we haven’t even done her stomach yet.”
(A distant crash is heard in the distance)
Valerie: “MANGO WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!?!?”
Amelia: “Val it was probably nothing.”
Valerie: “Did you hear how loud that crash was? It couldn’t have been nothing.”
Amelia: “Okay well I can handle drying Dahl why don’t you go see what it was.”
(Valerie exits the bathroom and walks into her room)
(Mango is sitting on Valerie’s desk. She is using her paws to slowly push at the fishtank on her desk off the ledge.”
Valerie: “MANGO DON’T KNOCK THAT OFF!!!!”
(Mango runs under the bed away from the scene of the attempted crime because she was caught)
Valerie: “Well Mango, lucky for you it’s bath time to get rid of all of those nasty little friends you love crawling all over your fur!”
(Valerie drags Mango out from under the bed holds her and starts walking towards the bathroom door. Mango is hissing, meowing, and attempting to escape her mother’s arms because she knows what fate awaits her. As Valerie opens the door, Mango tries in a last-ditch effort to meow and escape her mother’s arms as her mother closes the bathroom door behind them.)
The End
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Script writing part 1: Notice how people actually speak
"a flea jumped off her HEAD"
"Why don't we just elope next time I see you"
"Ohhhhhh, so this was like, a date date, candles and all."
"Girl why can't you move"
"I didn't read the book, I'm flying by the seat of my pants for that 8-page essay he's going to know it came straight out of my ass onto some fine presentation china."
"MANGO DON'T KNOCK THAT OFF!"
"MANGO STOP EATING MY PLANTS!"
"Dahlia seems to attract the Philadelphia super flea"
"We're uninviting them from the wedding, they're douchebags"
"THATS the ring he asked with?!?!"
"Hold still it's in your spine"
"How are you sitting like that?"
"I need a quote say something real quick"
"Can I have the strawberry thing on the sign?"
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