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Hey guys. I know this format is usually saved for posts about cosplay but right now I really wanna talk about the state of project moon as a company. The most clear and obvious thing to me as it stands is that Kim ji hoon is at or beyond his breaking point and deeply needs rest or subdivision and probably both.

Poor guy is working what most companies would consider at least 15 different positions with zero backup. When a team balloons it's easy for important stuff to slip through the cracks so subdivision can be scary but... Where project moon is they desperately need new departments. Our glorious dog boy CEO desperately needs people he can trust in higher positions because it's more than obviously he's getting ready to talk to me... I deeply deeply hope he gets the rest and relaxation he needs because he can't keep going like this for much longer the way I see it. Sorry this is more serious than my usual post.

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So this is called Corrin's strange day

Right, so it's essentially a cute story. corrin wakes up one morning to find herself shrunken and that her clothes didnf shrink with her, so she fashion an outfit from her giant outfit as she tries to find help she finds camilla and tries to get her attention which she's successful camilla being the big sister decides to take care of corrin until they can find of a way to help corrin essentially just a cute story between sisters

Woahhh! Thanks for the request! I will try to make it to reach your expectations~! Though, even though I know the lore of fire emblem fates, the only route that I actually played is revelation. (I also did conquest once. But it was hard and sorta gave up midway, lol. I should go back to that.) So I might use that setting. It works well anyway since we recruit Camilla not too far into the game. Well, here you are! I hope you enjoy!

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Corrin's Strange Day

Corrin woke up in the morning just as always. It was bright and early, you can barely see the sun in the horizon. As much as she hated waking up in the morning, she got used to it by now. But something else made her wake up. It's this weird sensation that something is covering her from above. It couldn't be her blanket, could it? No, no way. Her blanket is no bigger than anyone else's. It was just enough to cover her body so she wouldn't get cold at night. So why does she feel as if her blanket is covering her whole body? She tries to feel around more. But it didn't feel like the texture of the blanket. It feels more like... her clothing?

Corrin finally opened her eyes to find nothing but darkness. She tried to touch around some more, hoping to find a hint on what's going on. but then slowly, the realisation hits. THIS IS HER SHIRT! Yes. Now that she's fully awake, the texture is exactly the same as her shirt. But how?? She tries to sit up, but the light cloth now feels heavier. She then decided to just crawl. Finding the light that leads her outside, she starts to crawl in that direction. She hoped, HOPED, that this would all be a dream. And once she gets out, she'll be awake again to reality. Sadly for Corrin, that was not the case.

She made it out, but to her surprise, it was her reality. She saw a giant white... thing... Touching it, she could feel the fluff that was supposed to be light and comfy. Now, it's quite heavy. It's her pillow! She looked around to see her clothing that she had been wearing that she had come out of. Wait... if that was her clothing, then-

She looked down to see herself completely naked! She looked around the bed to search for literally anything that could cover up her little body. The first thing she thought of is the outfit she usually wore, but tearing that to size might be a problem. She doesn't have her sword with her. Of course... she could turn into a dragon... But she left that on her bedside before she went to sleep. And the table is quite high. Transforming without it would be disastrous... not since... No! She must focus.

But before she could think of an alternate plan, she heard a familiar voice just outside of her tent. "My lady? It is time to wake up." It's Jacob! She quickly scrambled to take cover under her large clothing once more. After a while, Jacob called out once again. "My lady?" At this point, Corrin was terrified. It's not like she doesn't want to ask Jakob for help, the situation she's in just makes it embarrassing to!

Though, not long after, a second voice was heard from the outside. "Oh, it's alright, Jakob. Let her sleep~ She must've been so sleepy after our last fight~" Camilla! She might be able to help! But the question is, how is she going to get to her? Knowing Camilla, she's going to let her sleep. What about Sakura, then? No... Sakura will definitely listen to Camilla. She's just too nice. Then that means she'll also let her sleep in... Certainly not ideal.

"Ah~ So this is why you haven't gotten up yet~" A familiar voice came up from behind. Corrin jumped at the sudden voice and turned around to find... Camilla??? "A-ah! B-big sister???" Corrin quickly covered herself under her giant clothing, hiding the fact that she's not wearing anything. "Aw~ No jeed to hide from me~ I remember we used to take baths together~" Corrin's face flushed in embarrassment. "C-Camilla!! Please... I need help... I got shruken down, and I don’t know what happened!" Camilla laughed in that beautiful, soft voice of hers. "Sorry, sorry~ I didn't mean to tease. It was just true." Camilla reached for her pocket and picked up a handkerchief she kept by her side. She handed it to Corrin. Or, more like dropping it next to her. "Here, you can use this for now." Corrin eyed the handkerchief and style it around her body as best as she can. It wasn't practical, but it’ll have to do.

"Whew... thanks, Camilla. This will have to-" Corrin stops her sentence midway when she realises something on her makeshift "dress". "Is this... the handkerchief I tried to embroider for you...?" The older sister only smiled softly. "Of course. I remember it very well~ You were still young back then when you told me all of a sudden that you want to learn embroidery~ I was so surprised but complied anyway. Then, all of a sudden, you gave me a handkerchief before my mission with my name embroidered into it. It was very cute~ So I kept it." Corrin only looked at it in bewilderment. She was genuinely surprised that Camilla had kept something she didn't even deem pretty enough for her big sister. She had imagined Camilla throwing it away or something the moment Camilla realised how bad the embroidery was. But she kept it. She truly kept it.

"Corrin...? Are you alright?" Cammila's worried questions snapped Corrin out of her nostalgic thoughts. "Huh? Oh, nothing. It's fine. I just... didn't think you would keep this all this time..." Camilla shook her head and placed a hand next to her younger sister, beckoning Corrin to get on. Corrin understood and cautiously got on Camilla's hand. It wasn't exactly too big for her, but it wasn't too small either. It was... just right. It felt nice.

"Oh, Corrin. Of course, I would keep it. After all, it was your very first gift to me. How could I just simply throw it away? As your big sister, it's my duty to keep all your memories with me. Don't you think?" Corrin's cheek burned red. Not by embarrassment, not because she hate it, but because she felt proud. Honestly? There is nothing more pleasurable than a younger sibling being praised by the older sibling that they look up to. Though yes, Camilla praised her a lot, but it still feels... fulfilling when it does happen.

"Fufu~ are you embarrassed? Aw~ Well, as much as you are cute being this small, it's best to find a way to return you back, yes? After all, what is an army without their leader~?" Camilla's words snapped Corrin out of her trance and she nodded. "Yeah. Thankyou, Camilla." Camilla nodded with a smile. "Anything for my dearest sister~ Now, where should we go?" Corrin gave a hum in thought. "What about Sakura? Maybe she can heal me back?" Camilla hums. "Is this really something you can simply cure?" Well, she did have a point. "Well... we can try. She's a shrine maiden. I hear that shrine maidens in Hoshido heals people and drives off bad spirits and cure curses. If this is anything like that, maybe she can help! But... I would prefer if no one sees me like this..." Camilla gave her sister a smile and a nod. "Alright. Would you like to hide in my chest~?" She teased, making Corrin's face flush red. "Camilla!" The said sister chuckled lightly. "I'm only kidding~ I brought a basket with me. It was meant to be for your breakfast so we could eat together. But that can be done later. Camilla grabbed a brown basket beside Corrin's bed. She placed the basket on the bed and opened the lid. Inside, surely enough, were a few pieces of bread. It did fill the basket, but the remaining room should be enough to fit Corrin in at least. Camilla then slowly set Corrin inside after making room for her. Once Corrin's set, Camilla closed the basket and left the tent to find Sakura.

Thankfully, Sakura's tent wasn't all too far. Due to Elise's persistence, the two shared a tent. They seemed to be thrilled to finally have a friend their age who isn't one of their retainers. They seem to see it as some sort of sleep over. Though worried that Elise might be there, the two aren't all too worried. Knowing Elise, she might already be training somewhere in or outside of camp. That leaves with Sakura who is probably getting ready to check on the injured fighters.

Arriving to the tent wasn't all too hard. Even though there are questions and people that met them on their way to Sakura, they were easy to pass by since Corrin was well hidden. Speaking of Corrin, she got hungry and might have broke off some of the bread so she could eat them. After arriving to Sakura's tent, Camilla called out to the girl from outside. "Sakura? Are you inside?" Her call was met by silence at first, but then a small voice answered from inside. "Yes! You can come in, Camilla!" With that, Camilla entered the tent. "My~ You remembered my voice so quickly." Camilla praised the younger girl. She may not be Elise, but Camilla treated her as if she's her little sister. "Ah... yes. Thank you. I try to remember all my patients." She replied with a hint of red on her cheeks. "So, what brings you here?" Camilla's face turned serious. "I have... a slight problem. Promise not to tell anyone?" Sakura doesn't know what's going on, but she nodded anyway. "Oh! Alright! I can do that." Camilla then open the brown basket to reveal Corrin behind it.

"Wha-?" She was surprised by the human figure in the basket. But when she looked a bit closer, she could see a familiar figure in the basket. "Is that... big sister?" She bent down to see the figure more clearly. "Why are you so small...?" Corrin sheepishly scratched the back of her neck. "That's kind of the problem. I don't know. I just woke up like this and Camilla found me. We were hoping you could help me." Sakura gave out a loud hum. "I don't know if I can actually help you... But I will try!" She let out a look of determination. Camilla smiled softly. It reminded her of her siblings whenever they're serious about something. In fact, Sakura wasn't that far different from Elise after all.

Camilla petted Sakura's hair gently. "No need to over work yourself. Just do your best." Sakura looked up to the older figure. This reminded her of the times Hinoka praised her. She let out another look of determination. Yes, even though Camilla's a Nohrian princess, she's no different than her sister Hinoka, a Hoshidan princess. "Alright! I'll look for books about this condition. For now... How about telling everyone that big sister is sick and to not bother her?" The two older women nodded in agreement. "But... what about Jakob? I doubt he'll leave me alone just like that." The sisters pondered in thought. That's true. Jacob is a loyal retainer. No way he will stand leaving his liege alone while sick.

"How about I say that you only ask of me, hmm?" Camilla suggested. "Would... that really work?" Corrin asked. She didn't want to question her sister's ability to persuade people, but Jacob is just as persistent when it comes to serving Corrin. "Trust me on this one, ok? Then we get to spend time together~ Just the two of us. What do you say?" Corrin gave out a simple sigh. It wasn't a bad one, but she knows she can't tell her older sister otherwise. "Alright. If you think that will work, then we can try."

Sakura smiled at the interaction. Whether Camilla was related to Corrin by blood or not, she can clearly see that the two are truly sisters. She can also tell that Camilla accepted her as a little sister too. Sakura felt glad that though she may not be blood related, the Nohrian siblings' care for Corrin is truly genuine.

"Alright! You two can go back to big sister Corrin's tent. I will search for whatever I can here. Take good care of her for me, ok big sister Camilla?" Sakura gave Camilla a huge smile, to which shocked Camilla. It wasn't that long when Camilla decided to try and destroy them under the orders of her father. But now she's accepted so easily by a previous enemy. A Hoshidan princess no less.

Sensing the shock, Sakura's smile grew louder. "You are big sister Corrin's big sister. So in that sense, you're my big sister too, right?" Camilla felt like her heart is about to melt. Though she differs in personality compared to Elise, their kindness and generosity makes them feel like they are one and the same.

With a soft smile, Camilla nodded. "Right. That would make you also my younger sister." She petted Sakura's hair once again, Sakura happily accepting the pets. Corrin, still inside the basket, smiled. She's glad that her two families that she adored so much are getting along. Not all of them are there, yes, but it's a start.

With that, Camilla and Corrin head back to Corrin's tent. But before Camilla could even enter, she bumped into Jakob. Just in time too. He was about to head inside the tent to check on his liege. "Oh! Jacob, I wouldn't come in there, if I were you." Camilla called out to the white haired man. The said man turned around to face the eldest Nohrian princess. "Oh! Lady Camilla. I was about to check on Lady Corrin. She-"

"Is sick." Camilla interjected. This stopped Jakob dead in his tracks. "Sick...?" A look of panic and concern could be seen on his face. Of course, Corrin could see absolutely nothing as she stays within the basket. "Yes. I'm afraid I have checked her before you did. I was quite concerned, you see. So I talked to dear Sakura to see if she could do something. Thankfully, it was nothing serious. All she needs is some rest." Camilla explained. Though, it was a lie.

"Well, if the lady is sick then I must-" Before Jakob could fuss over Corrin again, Camilla interjected him once more. "Absolutely not! Did you not hear me? She needs rest. That means peace and quiet. If I let you in that tent, you will be too busy fussing over her for her to actually get some proper rest." She scolded the man. This left the butler absolutely speechless. He stammered, trying to think of an excuse, explanation, anything! But alas, he thought of nothing. How could he? When it was simply the truth. In the end, he let out a sigh of defeat. "Very well, my lady. I will leave her be. But please, do update me on her condition." Camilla smiled at her victory. "Of course. I'll be sure to tell you once she's feeling better." With that, the butler left, and the two sisters entered the tent.

Camilla set down the basket on the bed, opening the lid, and lent Corrin a hand before setting her down on the pillow. "Wow, Camilla! I was almost sure he will insist on coming in. That was amazing!" Camilla chuckled at the praise. "It was nothing~ It was only natural for him to fuss about your health. And he knows exactly how he is when you are sick." Corrin looked at Camilla, thankful for all the things her big sister did just for her. "Thank you Camilla. I wouldn't have gotten here without you." Camilla gently petted Corrin's head, careful not to squish her nor put too much pressure on her. "Of course~! Anything for my little sister." She then grabbed a piece of bread from the basket. She took a piece off, just enough for Corrin to hold. "I know we didn't get to eat breakfast together. So why don't we do that now?" Corrin happily took the piece of bread from her sister. "Yea." The two then happily ate their bread, enjoying each other's presence.

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Thankyou for reading the fanfic! I hope you all like it!

Just a little note that I may erase in the future: the fic might look finished, but in all honestly, I had more planned for it. But I missed clicked a button, and now Tumblr won't let me unpost it. The only option I have is to delete the post. But with more than 2000 words on the line, I can’t risk it. So I decided to just let it be. I may edit it again in the future to actually complete it. I'm not sure if I will, though 😅 Oops...

Well with that, thanks again!

Valora Out~!

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Dang, I'm so sorry I'm so late!!! Ahhhhhh!!!! Welp, it was valentines, more or less... 2 days ago. And I'm only making a post about it now... dang... anyway, I made a picrew about me and my gf! Hehe~ hope she likes it.

Ta da~

If you're seeing this post, happy belated valentines~ I love you~

Happy belated valentines for all the peeps out there, too! If you have no one to celebrate with, it's ok! Love isn't just about your significant other, you know! No matter who you spend it with, the day of love will never run out of people loving each other! Whether it's romantic or platonic, it's love, everyone!

Valora Out~!

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How well do you know fire emblem fates, and how are you with platonic relationships? I ask because I'm interested in a request

Hello! I'm absolutely fine with any platonic relationships. As for how far I know fire emblem fates, I haven't played it myself to the end. But I think I know the character well enough. Maybe a bit ooc here and there if you don’t mind. So if you want to request about it, hit me!

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Oh, dear... I have realized I've never introduced myself! Hello~! Presenting, I, the grand performer extraordinaire!

My name is Valora! Last name Pandora! Presenting to you, this is my first ever bio!

Name: Valora Pandora

Age: ???

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 158 cm

Weight: ???

Birthday: 23rd August

Interested? I am the writer for this beautiful tumblr. Have any questions about my life? Go ahead! I'll answer it the best I can!

I have a few fandoms I am in that I can write about!

Enstars

Kingdom Hearts

Limbus Company

Persona (3, 4-somewhat, and 5)

Project sekai

Hypnosis microphone

Genshin Impact

Honkai Star rail

Zenless zone zero

Danganronpa

Ace attorney

Vocaloid

Cookie run (though I'm not that updated on it anymore.)

And many more that I can't seem to remember for some reason.

If you want to request something from out of the list, you may ask! My ask box is always open! Just a warning, I don't write NSFW because I can't really. And sadly enough I don't take male readers. Sorry, but males aren't my strong suit. But I'll accept wlw, mlw, mlm (I love those, but never really written, so might not be as good), characters x readers, and even characters x characters!)

If you want to know more about me, you can ask! I have many more to share~!

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Yesterday, I got a gift from a dear friend of mine. Well, two gifts from two dear friends of mine.

Well, I'll start from the beginning. There's a Twisted Wonderland server I am quite active in, and they have events. One of those events is a gift exchange. Two friends of mine, very precious might I add, decided to draw me something.

This first one if from a friend named Demolix. We love talking about this webtoon called "Go Away Romeo". Also, they drew one of my Twisted Wonderland OCs! Her name is Pyra Blanchett!

Next up!

This beautiful art by a friend named Graden! Graden, A-chan (@aotaku12), and I like making OCs together and putting them in fandoms. This pic is my persona; Valora Pandora! Along with my Twisted wonderland OCs, my Project sekai OC, and my Hypnosis Microphone OC!

I love my friends so much! Thanks guys, they are beautiful drawings!

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Happy new year!!!!! I have no idea how old this acc is, but I'm sure that maybe... just maybe... I'll... actually post more TvT... maybe...

Anyway! A new year, a definitely not a new me! Bye bye 2024!

Valora Out~!

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This a post from me, to all of you! Merry Christmas! Even if you don't celebrate the event, then happy holidays! I hope you all the absolute best! Here's to another year! From me, to you.

Valora Pandora

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Library of Shenanigans Masterlist

We know Library of Ruina (If you're reading this, ofc you at least know the game. If not, why are you here?/j)

But what happens to the patrons or the nuggets (librarians) when they're not doing their daily business? Do they fight? What if they're not fighting? Do they sleep? Drink? EAT?! DO THEY EVEN HAVE FOOD THERE?!

This will answer all your questions about the everyday life in Library of Ruina

Welcome to: The Library of Shenanigans!

Also: big credit to my friend @aotaku12 for allowing me to write about her nuggies. She read through everything, making sure I write them right. Love you, gurl! Mwuah! Mhuah!

Floor of General Works

Generally Not Working

Floor of History

None Yet

Floor of Technological Sciences

None Yet

Floor of Literature

None Yet

Floor of Art

None Yet

Floor of Natural Sciences

None Yet

Floor of Languange

None Yet

Floor of Social Sciences

None Yet

Floor of Philosophy

None Yet

Floor of Religion

None Yet

Floor of Unity

Not exactly a floor, but a collection of stories of different librarians from different floors doing their shenanigans together.

None Yet

I also posted this on my Ao3 as a first fanfic I post there! You can look it up here.

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Generally Not Working

This beautiful Library of Ruina fanfic is dedicated to @aotaku12, a dear friend of mine who had given me permission to use her LoR nuggies to make a fanfic of! Well then, happy reading!

Another slow day in the floor of General Works. This floor that actually belongs to lady Angela. But as her errand runner (and actual servant), the task of managing the librarians of this floor goes to Roland as Angela does more… ‘Important’ work. But because he’s her personal errand runner, it seems like he doesn’t have time to manage the floor anymore. This leaves his two librarians to lay around in the library, bored out of their minds. “Haah… What a waste of time… There’s nothing for us to do around here…” Wetherby said. A librarian with short grey hair and blue eyes. She looks like the type of person to not care about anything and is bored of everything. That’s because she is. Smoking on a cigarette, she laid down on the couch with the face of absolute boredom.

“Yes! What is with Lady Angela lately? Ever since the other floors open, we haven’t gotten a single guest in… in… I don’t know how long! Does she really think so little of us?!” Cirrus, another librarian of this floor, whined in frustration. Cirrus also has grey hair, but compared to Wetherby, their hair is much longer and tied in two identical braids. Their eyes kept closed to give a rather arrogant look.

“Ugh… Stop screaming, you’re bursting my ear drums. Honestly… why did I ended up getting paired with you anyway?” Wetherby sighed, taking another breath on her cigarette. “How would I know? I would let you know, I am better of doing all of this work myself! I’m sure Lady Angela will bring me the highest of praises for all my efforts!” Cirrus seems to be praising themselves now… How curiously different these two are. And yet, in battle, they are a perfect duo. Even Angela will admit that. Alas, they can’t seem to get along outside of battles though.

“Your Efforts?” Wetherby scoffed. “I was here way before you did… Ugh… Seriously… I need a raise…” Cirrus, surprised by Wetherby’s words, turned to her with a shocked look on their face. They ran up to her, grabbed her on the shoulders and starts shaking her. “We… We get paid?!” Wetherby tried to speak up, but each sound she makes is immediately muffled by the constant shaking Cirrus is doing.

“What are you two doing?!” The sudden shout of a familiar voice rang out. Immediately, Cirrus drops Wetherby’s shoulders, causing her to drop on to the floor (They had shook her so hard they completely missed the couch). “S-Sir Roland! We were just… uh…” Cirrus stammered at Roland’s mere presence. As much as the two constantly mock him, it is to their understanding that Roland is still in a higher position than the both of them.

“Wow… I’m fine, thanks for asking…” Wetherby’s sarcastic remark cuts off Cirrus’ stammer as she hoists herself back up with the help of the couch. Though seeing Wetherby reminded Cirrus what they were pestering Wetherby about. With this newfound memory, Cirrus lunges at Roland, the very same way they had lunged at Wetherby and proceeds to shake him too. “S-Sir Roland! Is it true that we get paid?!” But with the amount of shaking, Roland can’t answer their question either. “Are you really that dumb…? I meant that as a figure of speech… We don’t actually get paid… geez…” Wetherby sighed again and picks up a new cigarette to enjoy. Her old one was dropped to the floor when Cirrus shook her and she’s too lazy to pick it back up. She put the newly lit cigarette in her mouth and laid back again on the couch.

“You can stop shaking the poor man now…” With that, Cirrus dropped Roland too, and he crashed to the floor. “Geez. Give me a warning next time. And stop smoking! The books will get burned! Then I’ll be scolded by Angela again… Geez… I swear… what’s up with you two??” Roland complained, standing up while rubbing his sore butt. “I’m so sorry, Sir Roland! It’s just… We have absolutely nothing to do!!! It feels like forever…” Cirrus is now like a sulking child, begging to their parents. “I don’t like agreeing, but the arrogant dude is right. We have nothing to do…” Wetherby piped up lazily from the couch. “What?!” Cirrus looks at Wetherby, fuming with rage at her name for them.

Meanwhile, Roland just looks at the two of them with a dumbfounded look. “You both know… It’s only been an hour… right?” Cirrus looks at their, technically, leader with a shocked look on their face. “But… It feels like forever?!” Wetherby slapped Cirrus and they flew across the room. “Stop screaming in front of my face… Geez…” Roland gave up at this point as the two just continued to argue back and forth.

“Roland? I have sent new invitations for…-“ Oh, they’re in for it now. The moment that voice rang out in the whole floor of General Works, the two librarians stopped immediately. “What… is going on here?” And there she is, the true master of this floor. “L-Lady Angela! W-what… brings you here…?” Cirrus tries to act calm, trying to save what’s left of their dignity. “Angela… this isn’t what it looks like-“ Roland tried to save them. But it looks exactly what it looks like. Librarians not doing their work, one smoking, the other shouting, and their leader, doing absolutely nothing to stop this. “Roland…? What is the meaning of this??”

Roland stammers, trying to find an answer. He looks behind him to try and get his librarians to help. But alas, the two had fled the room in fear. Well, actually Wetherby just fast walked her way out. This left Roland alone with the frightening Angela. It’s usually not this bad talking to her. But when your underlings decided to say heck with the rules, you, as the leader, gets the short end of the stick. Roland got his punishment for something he didn’t do, and the two librarians continued on with whatever they were doing in another area of the library. They never got the action they were craving so much after that.

Honestly? I have no idea what I was doing with this one... But my friend told me it was good. Not to mention quite accurate because the floor of General Works was never touched after the other floors opened lol. Well, hope you all enjoyed it anyway. With that, I bid you all goodbye.

Valora Out~!

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I regret nothing~! Ehehehehehehehehe~!

On this beautiful month of christmas, I will give to thee~

13 golden apples

12 years of war

11 years of trauma

10 red clocks ticking

9 yurodivy

8 pallid whales

7 hours of Catherine

6 pieces of jade

5 silver gauntlets~!

4 cigarettes

3 hours of sancho

2 lunacy

And an hour of fighting dongrang~

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

H-hey now guys can we... tone it down a bit?

Nah. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

FUCK OFF.

...

Manager has told me to tone it down.

I like your style.

Watch thy words, scoundrel!

...

My, how unideal...

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Well... I haven't updated this shit in a looooonnnggg while... uhm... ok... I got into a game called Limbus company, and boy DAYUM, did it change my life... FOREVER. I... have very recently found out... I am bi... AND I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING AT WOMEN IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT! WHERE WAS THIS YEARS AGO?!

Well... spent all my years fawning over men... Limbus brought me to the world of women. So welp... here I am... WELCOM TO HELL, BITCH!

Right!

Valora Out~!

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It's called taking others' weaknesses for your own benefit. :3 Leona in a dress is certainly pretty~ hehe. Chaos, now that's music to my ears~ I suppose i relate to azul~

Hey, leona~ I have blackmail~ ngl, ya ain't gonna like it I think. But I would love to share it with you~

Why does everyone want to share blackmail with me all the sudden? It seems like something more they'd give to Azul.

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Healthy for you, but not exactly healthy for the people around you. They can go deaf, yknow? I scream into my soul. Now that's not healthy. :3

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!Announcement!

So, I might have some change of plans. Just recently, a friend of mine asked if I wanted to make a story with her. To which I replied yes to. With this in mind and personal projects, I will have to adjust my schedule so everything can be done. But I think it's gonna be fun for me since it meant that I don't need to focus on one thing only. Because if that were the case, the chance of me getting bored is extremely high. Though, that does mean I need more time to publish. But I'll try to be consistent with the stories so that I'll be able to publish them as fast as I can! Well, byebye now!

Valora out~!

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Hello, Big Brother~! Pt.1

Hello wonderful people! It is I, Valora~! I have indeed returned from my grave with the intention to continue my little series called "Eccentric Family" as it seemed to... gain a lot of views, surprising enough. I thank you readers for all the attention it has been getting lately.

Though there is another part of the series coming soon, an online friend of mine had decided to perhaps do a request of her own. This story is honestly long over due, but I did it! Behold, part 1 of a request made by: @hornet05. Thankyou, my friend. This masterpiece is for you. And now, on to the story~! Enjoy!

Ah, love. They say it's the best feeling ever! There's even a whole day in the year that dedicates on its celebration. Everyone loved that day. I guess you can say it's a day most people took seriously. I suppose you were not most people. And I quote; "were".

Back when you were still in high school, the peak of secret admirers and constant love along with heartbreak, you never seemed to care about this stuff. In fact, when your friend asked if you would ever fall in love, you would constantly say no. The thing is, you never understood that feeling and imagining one day to feel like how others have described it just felt... like an untouchable dream.

Though all that didn't matter anymore when you met Rei during your first years in college. It was no love at first sight, but you did experience the small bud that soon blossomed into the feeling of love that everyone constantly gushed about. You were embarrassed to say it to your friends, though. You constantly denied it during high school. You couldn't just possibly say; "I might have a crush on someone even after I said I will never fall in love."

But still, all of the signs are there, and your friends had no problem putting the pieces together. Knowing that it'll hurt your pride to tell you straight fowardly, and know that there is no way you will take the first step, they took initiative to befriend Rei and set the two of you on a blind date.

To say you were pissed was an understatement. This was just straight-up embarrassing for you. One of your friends told you that Rei had simply asked them to eat together and said they could bring you and your other friends. But nope! They set it all up so that you two could have a small date together.

I won't get into details, sadly, that part is classified information. But what I can say is that it was an absolute disaster. You were a blushing, hot mess after that whole ordeal. But it worked nonetheless. He asked you out on a more literal date, and you accepted. From then on, both you and Rei are finally dating each other. Your friends couldn't be happier for you.

Though, as the days go by, you noticed how Rei usually declines your invitation to go on dates outside of college hours. Though you're not complaining, since Rei spends most of his free time with you anyway. Plus, the frequent study sessions you begged him to do. People often ask if you were truly fine with it, in which you answered yes. I mean, who cares about some date when you spend time with your boyfriend anyway, right? The point of a date was to have a moment just the two of you anyway. And that's what you two literally did almost every day. Besides, it made dates twice as special since he only takes you on a full on date on special occasions. But you're not gonna lie. You are currious on what he did after college that made him so busy. But then you did found out.

One day, Rei didn't come to college for the whole day. You tried looking for him, texted him, and called him even. But it didn't seem like he checked his phone the whole day. Then, you were suddenly approached by one of Rei's closest friends, Kaoru Hakaze, known to be the ultimate playboy on campus. How they became friends is kinda beyond you. But Kaoru told you that Rei was sick, that's why he didn't come that day.

Worried sick for your boyfriend, you demanded Kaoru to take you to Rei's house. Now, you might be thinking; "Y/n! You're Rei's girlfriend! How come you didn't know his address?!" Well, my friends, he simply didn't tell you. Why? Who knows? He just simply didn't tell you. In return, you didn't tell him your address, so it's kinda fair.

Anyway, Kaoru was honestly hesitant to, but you kept pestering him to submission. So the next thing you know, Kaoru is reluctantly guiding you to Rei's house. Once you both reached his door, Kaoru ran away with some lame excuse of having another date with some girl.

You were confused with his actions but shrugged it off. You faced the door and knocked on it. It took a while, but then the door opened, revealing 3 children behind the door. They all stared at you for a second before the pink haired one slammed the door shut to your face. It surprised you, but you were too focused on why there were children in the house.

After a few more minutes of waiting, the door opened again, revealing a man with shoulder-length brown hair. "Hello there! Sorry for Kohaku's actions. He didn't mean any harm!" The man smiled and ushered you inside. "Yes... hello, um... I'm Y/n, Rei's... girlfriend..." You explained. The man's eyes widened happily. "Ah! So you're the girl Rei has been happily talking about! I'm Madara Mikejima! I'm Rei's uncle. I don't live here, but I'm currently helping Rei take care of his siblings while he's sick." You eyed him quizzically.

"Siblings?" Madara looked at you before he sweat dropped. "Of course he didn't mention them to you... he never really mentions his siblings to anyone until they visit his house. But I'm sure you're here for Rei, right? His room is on the second floor, first door on the left." Madara said. You smiled at him. "Thank you, Mikejima-san." You bowed as a sign of gratitude. "Ah, no worries! And you can just call me Mama!" You looked at him confused again. "Mama...?" He just smiled sweetly before once again ushering you, but upstairs this time.

Following Madara's instructions, you manage to find the door. Honestly, it wasn't so hard, as the door had a nameplate with the word 'Rei' on it and a couple of bat decorations. Taking a deep breath, you knocked on the door. It took a while, but then you heard a raspy "Come in" from the other side of the door.

You slowly opened the door to reveal Rei laying in bed, a cloth on his forehead. Rei looked at you, and his eyes widened in surprise. "Y-Y/n...?" He tried to sit up, but you rushed towards him to lay him back down. Of course, you made sure to close the door first. "What are you doing here...?" He asked in disbelief. "I came here to check on you, dummy. When I heard you were sick I came rushing here." You explained, pouting a bit that he didn't tell you he was sick. Rei chuckled, and you pouted even more. "Hey! It's not funny, y'know! I came here worried sick for you!" You said angrily. Rei stopped laughing. "It's cute when you worry over me like that, you know?" You blushed because of his words. "S-shut up! It's normal for a girlfriend to worry about their boyfriend. And besides... who knows what you did the whole day. Maybe you ran away to cheat with some girl." You didn't really think that, of course. And Rei knew that. So he laughed even more. The mood then seemed lighter as the two of you laughed.

"So... about your siblings...." You start. Rei looked away guiltily. "I guess I should've told you this sooner. I have siblings I take care of myself. Mama sometimes come to help, but he also has two little sons of his own, so I don't usually bother him." You look at him solemnly. "What about... your parents...?" Rei sighed. "Both our parents got into an accident a year ago. I've been taking care of my siblings ever since." You both stayed silent for a while. That is until you hugged him tightly. "You don't have to hide that from me... do you feel ashamed for taking care of your siblings that you didn't want to tell anyone including me...?" Rei shook his head as he starts tearing up. "Somehow, the thought of you being disgusted by this repeatedly play in my head."

"For taking care of you siblings?! Of course not! You're just doing what you can! Trust me, ok? I'll help you this time. I'll help you take care of them. Whatever you need, ok? I have my own apartment here, you know. I don't really have plans. I only work on part-time jobs during sundays and mondays. So I'm free whenever. Just. Tell me when you need anything from now on, ok?" Rei nodded as he smiles. "Thankyou." You hugged him tightly once again then kissed him on the forehead. Then the two of you decided to cuddle up together.

A few hours had passed. It's now the afternoon, specifically dinner time. Someone stood in front of Rei's bedroom door, knocking on the hardwood. "Rei-nii? Wakey wakey~!" Another figure standing beside the first one nudged him. "Don't scream like that! We don't want to disturb Nii-san, ok?" He sighed. Then he opened the door slowly. The two peeked inside.

The two were quite shocked to see their oldest brother all snuggled up in bed with a woman they didn't know. Opening the door even further, the lught touches Rei's sensitive eyes. He slowly stirred before opening his eyes. The two figures stood there, frozen. Rei looked at the two figures and then sat up to see more clearly. Of course, I'm minding you so he won't accidently wake you up. "Shu? Kanata?" Rei asked once his eyes cleared up.

"Brother, Mama had told us to call you for dinner. Sorry to disturb your... ah... slumber..." The younger brother said. "Sorry Nii-san..." Rei shook his head. "No, it's fine. Every meal of the day is important, after all. You two go on head down, I'll catch up once I'm... sorry, i mean we are ready." The two looked at each other before nodding and slowly leaving the room, slowly closing the door too. Once the door clicked to a close, the two immediately ran down to the kitchen.

"Mama! You didn't tell us Nii-san has a girlfriend!" The eldest of the two shouted. "Be quiet...! We don't want for brother to hear...!" The younger scolded. "Ah, right. I forgot to tell you both. Your brother's girlfriend came over because she's worried about your sick brother! Isn't that sweet~?" Madara gushed. "Couldn't you tell us that before? We wouldn't have dared to even disturb if we knew." The younger grumbles. Honestly, the reason was because he cringes at the sight of lovey dovey things. Meanwhile, the older one started to gush at it with Madara.

Back to our two protags, they both had gotten themselves ready and were about to head down stairs. Though, to be honest, you were really nervous. I mean, who wouldn't? Meeting your partner's family is no measly thing. It's basically you convincing them that you can be a great partner to your significant other. Also, to get you aquainted before marriage.

Rei noticed this nervousness and grabbed your hand gently. "Nervous?" You nodded slowly. "Don't be. Everything is going to be alright." He gently pat your head with his free hand. You blushed under his touch. "But... first impressions are everything, isn't it? I don't look... presentable like this... just look at me. My hair is an absolute mess, I'm practically still in my uniform... even if I am wearing your shirt... and... what if I messed up? And... so they won't like me...?" You rambled. Rei heard every word. He grabbed your chin and closed you both in for a kiss. This relaxed you a bit. Feeling the warmth of Rei is always the best.

"Don't worry. They may be... odd... at times...-"

"Just like you?" You cut him off. He chuckles. "Yes. Just like me. But they are not bad people. Some may need more convincing than others, but I'm sure you'll do great. Besides, you look perfect just the way you are." You smiled at him, feeling a bit more courage within you. "So... You're a bad person?" You tease. Rei realised what he said. "Of course not. I may be a vampire, but I'm a nice vampire." You laugh at his comeback. Honestly, it's always funny to you how he thinks that he's a very old emo vampire when he's really not. He just has a condition that makes him not stand the sun that well, happen to have black hair, red eyes, and has pale skin. Just because of that doesn't make him a vampire, right? But nonetheless, it's one of his charms, so you're not complaining.

Upon reaching the dinner table, you were met with people who you hadn't met yet and the few people you met at the door just a few hours ago. Assuming they are all Rei's siblings, they were a lot. "Ah~! Y/n! Thanks for joining us tonight. I made Rei's favorite today, so please enjoy~." 'Mama' said to you. "No, no! I should be thanking you all for inviting me." You said nervously as you bowed your head. Rei then lead you to your seat, which was beside Rei.

Oh, boy. Cold stares hit you from left to right as you uncomfortably sat in your seat. Rei, knowing you very well, tried to give you a reasuring smile as he gently grasp your hand in his for comfort. Though you knew this will be a very long night.

What happened next? That's for me to know, and for you to find out~

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Well, that's it folks. How was that for a come back? Was it bad? If it is, please forgive me. This is me finishing it before finals. But eh, I tried my absolute best. And yes, this is part one. Part 2 may come soon. Don't know when. I might postpone it to work on my Eccentric Family series to mix it up a bit. who knows? Just know part 2 is definitely comin! Well, goodbye for now!

Valora out~!

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MC: *has put Kalim on a toddler leash*

Jamil: ...

Jamil: Why?

MC: I don't have the same patience as yours.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: *laughs*

Kalim: Can you take this off now?

MC: No.

Kalim: *sad pouts*