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me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

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when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

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i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

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I’ve got a controversial opinion for y’all

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New Skyrim Achievements

Iron Deficiency

Turned all of a hold’s natural deposits of iron into iron daggers which you proceeded to sell outside of that hold.

No Dinner For Usurpers

Came to the Palace of the Kings, jumped on top of the table and knocked everything down while Ulfric Stormcloak watched silently from his throne, then looked him right in the eye, and left without a word.

Please Help Me

Ran away from battle only to come back being chased by at least one giant, who ultimately took care of the enemies for you.

Basically Ancient Protein Powder

Ate all bone meal from an Ancient Nord Ruin, including that dropped by undead.

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The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

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Giant monster:

*rises from the mediterranean sea*

Meryl Streep, putting on sunglasses:

Mamma Mia…

*cocks shotgun*

Here we go again

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traditional celtic folk music makes me go buck fucking wild. i don’t know what it is, if it’s just in my blood or if it’s a past life or just ‘cause it’s objectively soulful but I hear that fiddle and I immediately transform into this heartbroken irish widow in 1787 with a shawl draped over my shoulders staring over the cliffs of moher, waiting for my ghostly lover to return from sea

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Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

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I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Non-Euclidean mass of eyes and tentacles Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Library books

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is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

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idk if yall remember the selfie olympics of 2012

if you dont remember this glorious time let me remind you

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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

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jesus was a gamer

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“vorfreude”

— (noun) A German untranslatable word, vorfreude is defined as the intense euphoric sensation you experience from thinking about future plans and daydreams. This beautiful feeling is a natural reaction the human mind manifests from expectations of future pleasures and joyful anticipations, such as planning a trip, going on a date, and many other fulfilling, life-changing events.  (via wordsnquotes)