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BABE???

went into my second hand games store, came across a copy of skyrim that appears to be signed but i have NO idea if it’s genuine. i got it for the map 😭😭😭🙏

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"Petrice is an evil racist qunari hater demagogue"

ok yes. but have you considered she serves hard.

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White Chantry minding their buisness:

The Red Chantry coming with mage rights, weird takes on the Chant of Light and Petrice as Divine:

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HABEMUS PAPAM!

Let's meet her:

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Dragon age really is one of the series ever bc it's my only fandom where upon meeting a fellow fan I feel dread rather than excitement because I never know if as soon as I mention my favorite character they'll start excitedly talking about how they love to murder him and how he's so annoying and crazey for advocating for the rights of his people

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@thescrolls-haveforetold @myhandsarentsmudgediusedigital

@hyena--funeral

hte real april foule… was you.

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Octavian great grandkids

what’re they running from? wrong answers only

and the motion blur version

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Mayebe they had a bad VAL-entine?

playing fallout new vegas is a moment (i made Valiel in it) bc the instant i see benny i’m like THIS FUCKER TRIED TO KILL VAL!!! HOW BAD WAS THE BREAK UP HUH

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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people who refuse to play red hawke because rhey hate being mean are so funny to me. like normally i get it. but red hawke is literally the most pathetic sad wet dog of a character in that entire game. literally giving anders and fenris runs for their money

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i love being a part of the niche collective of targ fans who aren't targ dickriders. like no i do not believe in targ restoration. no i do not believe in valyrian blood superiority. no i do not think these ppl should be ruling in any capacity idc what aegon was dreaming about

like idk guys to me they're blonde neurotic egotistical psychopaths with severe mommy/daddy issues who 90% of the time are too busy fucking each other literally or fucking each other over to make a single, politically competent decision for the realm. lets not forget they have dragons, which are the asoiaf equivalent of fire breathing nukes, who make them feel like gods on earth.

and i find that endlessly fasinating

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i wheeze every time i remember that rook is canonically into cultural appropriation

"the vallaslin is sacred for the elves"

no, it fucking isn't. it's sacred for the dalish. the exact people who decided to preserve their culture even if it meant to become homeless and wear a mantle of heretics and heathens for their entire lives and be persecuted and killed because of that

"I didn't grow up dalish but they're not the only ones who have claim on being elven."

...rook, are you stupid? ok, fine, define "being elven" then. city elves have their own culture (more like an offshoot of such but yk), they don't need vallaslin. they don't wear it. why do you suddenly do? did you learn the meaning of it? did you go through a ritual where a Keeper applies them in a complete silence? or did you just get it from the least drunk pirate in a nearest bar because you just wanted a fancy tat that make you look more ~mysterious~ and cool than you really are??

"my tattoos represent who i am, and i'll wear them for the world to see"

And who are you, rook??? you're not dalish, who wear it as a sign of respect to their gods. what is vallaslin supposed to represent for you? that you're elven?? we can see that, you have pointy ears, that's more than enough! maybe you wanted to show its meaning from ancient times? but the only ones who wore it back then were slaves! are you an ancient slave, rook? oh, maybe you want to reclaim vallaslin as something else?? well, too bad that dalish has already done it!! and you're not one of them!!!!

this game is, honestly, fucking legendary. because no other game made me so frustrated with 3 lines alone, that i had to take a break and rant about this shit

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Reblogging my own post because tumblr only lets me put 10 pictures at time:

Red Schism AU: The Age of Memes

This are all memes I made in the years about my Red Schism AU, a Dragon Age/The Elder Scrolls crossover that spans across all the DA games and Skyrim (but the other tes games are included as "expanded universe" lore-wise)

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Red Schism AU: The Age of Memes

This are all memes I made in the years about my Red Schism AU, a Dragon Age/The Elder Scrolls crossover that spans across all the DA games and Skyrim (but the other tes games are included as "expanded universe" lore-wise)

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builds character

who the fuck let all the mosquitos out huh why am i being chewed on

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Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!

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happy ides of march guys