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Reminder that the label NSFW (or versions like nsft) is not a moral judgment. "Not safe for work" literally means "if your boss glanced over and saw this on your phone or computer screen, you could get penalized or fired." That's why nudity is labeled as NSFW because even if nude bodies aren't inherently sexual, your boss probably still wouldn't be thrilled to see naked people on your screen.

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Hello, I need some help with something.

I'm a recovering alcoholic, my main motivation for not drinking so far has been the thought of becoming a paramedic (Drug use is forbidden).

Now I am confronted with the possibility that I might not make it into the apprenticeship that I worked so hard for. It was my main motivation for recovery.

So now I'm asking: Do you guys have any ideas for motivations that I could use to justify not drinking? I want to stay sober but I think it's gonna be hard if my only reason to not relapse is gone. I'd really appreciate anything at all

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Small Car indeed

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AAAAAAAAaaaa

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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Annoying wunk

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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Barn Owl (Tyto alba), fledgling chick hauling ass across a lawn, as it was learning to fly, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Netherlands

photograph by Hannie Heere

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I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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