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fangs in your neck friday. If anyone still cares at all

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why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy

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@bloody-vampire-dyke reblogged my post, top ten moments of me being on the internet

Two vampires biting someone’s neck on opposite sides like how a couple uses two straws to share a milkshake

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what if vampires were real and they were… freaky

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

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is this true tumblr

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Vampires could be symbolism for disabled people if someone were to make a story about that

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vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. hunger as a metaphor for repressed desire. immortality as an expression of profound loneliness.

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y’all

Two vampires biting someone’s neck on opposite sides like how a couple uses two straws to share a milkshake

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you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

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Do y’all think vampires with ovaries get periods still? Because personally I think it depends on the source material.

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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

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Here is my impression of a vampire who is a picky eater:

“No sorry I can’t hunt with y’all. I uh…I can only drink from men between the ages of 35 and 56 years old who haven’t taken any anti depressants or smoked a cigarette within the past 24 hours…Yeah I know that’s a very specific type to drink from but if I try to drink from anyone else I just can’t do it…It really has to be that specific.”