#And the men is middle aged dad

[vampire-lord-garfield]

I'm still on my:

"With good food and constant action at the manor Bard will gain muscle mass and dad bod"

bullshit.

And because I'm a Sebard trash - the annoying bastard is also there and is into it.

(also that bitch is so dramatic - he refuses to take off his gloves even when he spends the night with Bard)

[gwifirusu]

THE TWO OF THEM... im so yaoipoisoned. it’s joever 

[violetbumblebea]

Bruce: I am definitely cool. Like, I might be a dad but I'm still hip with the times.

Also Bruce:

Wears New Balance Shoes ("Foot care is important for super heros")

Has a fanny pack in both his civilian and hero life

Slaps his knees and says 'Whelp' when he wants conversations to be over (he does it within minutes )

Falls asleep in armchairs and snores so loudly he startles himself awake

Calls his children chum, lad, champ, sweetie, baby, etc.

Bruce Wayne is just in denial and his kids make fun of him for it.

[natelia-aldelliz]

Soap : I can't believe they did something like that in front of innocent eyes !

Ghost : I'm sure you're both GREATLY exaggerating what happened

Soap : You don't understand, he had the lighter in his hand! He didn't have to be a slut!

[wind-up-thancred]

pestering mr waters before hes even had his morning coffee.... thats not very nice :/

[crocuspetals]

Kenlee (Kenny x Lee) for the cat/dignified ships!

sure why not

[hotwaterandmilk]

Random things

Random thing 1: Pumpkin Scissors returned to serialisation in Bessatsu Shounen magazine last month after a 4-year hiatus and it hasn't missed a beat. Picks right up where it left off, feels like no time has passed. Truly hope it continues like this because it is an A+ series.

Random thing 2: The Paripi Koumei stage play is happening right now and it honestly looks like a lot of fun, but Eiko's #1 Fan has an acrylic stand and individual bromides while Kobayashi doesn't. Entirely my own bias at play here, but the only Eiko's #1 Fan merchandise I'd want would be something featured the drama version of the character (because she is fucking adorable). OTHERWISE, PLS GIMME EIKO'S TWO DADS! (Also omg I need the Eiko & Nanami hug bromide, just hook it to my veins they're too cuuuute.)

Random thing 3: Manga Toshokan Z has a bunch of books by Matsubara Chinami available to read online for free (in Japanese) including my top pick, Rururu Miracle. You can support the artist paying for a PDF download, but this is optional. I mention Matsubara specifically because I've been scanning some old Sho-Comi stuff and she stood out to me, but I was also excited to see some of Omi Ayuko's horror/fantasy works on there (my pick being Kaze no Tategami from the Ayuko no Suspense Gekijou series) and Kusunoki Kei's Daitokai ni Hoero (see below). Plus Shibata Masahiro's Akai Kiba: Blue Sonnet (though you do really need to read the previous Akai Kiba books and they're NOT on this website). So overall definitely worth looking around for older, obscure one shots and series from a variety of genres and publications.

Random thing 4: I have been extremely lucky with filling in some 2000-2001 Nakayoshi furoku gaps lately so I'm going to have plenty of new things to share on that front. This is of course in addition to the pretty heavy focus I've had on Hana to Yume, LaLa and others lately. I've got sooooooooo many amazing things I can't wait to share.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Thinking every character would be into older men is a weird ass assumption to make actually,especially when the characters in question aren't even adults

[originalaccountname]

thought about detective Murase again and got hit with the vision of a timeline where Murase lived and people shipped him with detective Minoura

[archive-dew]

someone get david and micheal in a film adaptation of the house in the cerulean sea

[miss-americanbi]

i’m one piece of twinkified aziraphale fanart away from stepping straight into hellfire

[lakanakana]

how did the april fools boop day go for you ? Do you miss the boop?

I sent out about 4000 boops yesterday and my arms were about to split in half fr!!! (つ╥﹏╥)つ

I was visiting my dad for easter and had to fight demons to restrain myself from eating any more chocolate eggs because my idiot ass just kept vacuuming them into my mouth to the point I felt like throwing up, but the moment I felt fine my brains were immediately like "hmmmmm. maybe another egg won't hurt (:" and that. that was the devil itself talking I stg

Some of my friends sent videos and pics of their Easter bonfires (a Western Finnish tradition) and I wanted to be there so baaaaaad!!! Just watching all the snow gradually melt and form tiny little streams that glimmer around the bonfire is just so 👌👌👌👌 My roomie was back home and apparently there was a huge thunderstorm too over the weekend?? Like a total armageddon tier thunderstorm even tho it was like 3 °C (37 °F) outside????

[kenzie-ann27]

once succession ends, the real show begins

[perilegs]

You would fuck a wooden chair if it was also an middle aged/old man

sorry what did you say i got too horny thinking about a middle aged/old man being my chair

[callsignthirsty]

I’m lacking the words, so take my semi-coherent ramble instead:

Hats off to the lovely @semperhuggs for the most amazing fic that I didn’t know I needed until it was right in front of me.

Everything about this is a delight, from wholesome, slightly-exasperated dad!Viper, to our resident romantic, Jester. I just want to pinch everyone’s cheeks, dole out hugs, (be hugged in return,) and vigorously shake Viper’s hand. He’s doing the lord’s work and should be thanked for his service.

I can’t wait for the next chapter!

If you’re looking for IceMav with meddling friends (and Viper and Jester and a side of HollyWolf), give it a gander.

[andtheskywasallviolets]

🎶 i want a three way🎶