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Ok.... I finished reading AWTWB, and beware of spoilers here: I have a theory. Like. A big far fetched Theory.

What if Agatha is the chosen one? Niamh says she saved Watford, the nymph called her "The Golden One" (which is a similar title to "The Chosen One" and also... Wasn't Simon often associated with the color gold?). She literally "saves" watford by saving the goats and tending to them while the whole mess was happening in the white chapel and an imposter was calling himself "The Chosen One".

The main plot of the book is how people are wrongly believing themselves to be Chosen One, and who better to be The Chosen One then Agatha, who calls it all bullshit and hates the fame that goes with it?

Ah!!! I don't know!!!!

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My favourite part of any way the wind blows was when Shepard and Simon kissed on the mouth

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am i….supposed….to ever look at another book. am i honestly expected to ever consume another single piece of media. am i supposed to wake up and only casually mention to my peers ‘o ya i read that funny little book any way the wind blows’ WITHOUT COMPLETELY LOSING IT

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haven't read awtb yet but it's been ages since I drew them !!

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Any gay the wind blows

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EIGHT MORE DAYS!

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you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!

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The boys are back in London and ready to party! 

Thank you @otherworldsivelivedin​ and @aristocratic-otter​ for beta reading! 

Rating: T/M Chapter: 32/? Chapter word count: 4.3k Total word count: 131k Summary: 

Christmas hats, Aldi parking lot, condoms, the Royal Ballet School hoodie and how to fix jet lag, according to Simon Snow. (Spoiler alert, it doesn’t really work on Baz.) British Nationals T-minus one week.

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Haven’t done that in a while! Thank you @aristocratic-otter​ for tagging me! 

Is it really a fic featuring Shepard if we don’t bring Mothman up? I don’t think so

I tag (and sorry if you did this already) @otherworldsivelivedin​ @scone-lover​ @captain-aralias​ @nightimedreamersworld​ @palimpsessed​ @caitybuglove23​ and anyone else who wants to do this

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Missed a week but I’m back now! 

Thank you @otherworldsivelivedin​ and @aristocratic-otter​ for beta reading

Rating: T/M Chapter: 31/? Chapter word count: 6.6k Total word count: 127k Summary: 

Two mistakes and a medal, cupboards and closets, and who gets a Christmas present, according to Lucy Salisbury. Grand Prix Final, free skate event.

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Happy birthday @otherworldsivelivedin 🎉❤️

If The Suit Fits

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @otherworldsivelivedin!!! ❤️❤️❤️ We love you!

This fic is a collaboration between me @scone-lover and @vampire-named-gampire (chiara_scuro). Basically, Chiara had this wildly good idea for a shenanigan filled, oblivious!Simon, Watford era fic—with dancing!—and in the interest of loving Dem, I yelled I’M IN. Hope you enjoy ✨

If The Suit Fits

Summary:

Watford’s Annual Winter Ball is fast approaching and everyone’s attending with a date.

Only one problem: Agatha just broke up with Simon.

The other problem: He’s 99% sure she’s going to ask Baz.

Simon’s willing to do anything to keep them from going to the ball together. (Seriously, anything.)

(And he’s not in the habit of thinking before he acts.)

Rating: T | Chapters: ½

Chapter Word Count: 6k | Fic Word Count: ~12k

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happy pride

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Bitches be really proud of this chapter (I’m bitches) 

Thank you @otherworldsivelivedin​ and @aristocratic-otter​ for beta reading! 

Rating: T/M Chapter: 30/? Chapter word count: 6.1k (ayy 61)  Total word count: 120k Summary: 

En route to Beijing, the Olympic arena and the elephant on your chest. Baz is manifesting. The beginning of the end of the Grand Prix series.

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So that’s basically how it went down

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im thinking of returning to my roots... my bazmortal

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my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care