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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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joining the war on porn on the side of porn

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that was lowkey churlish and ribald but i'm still amenable to you

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

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Ace hardware store guy: "Anything I can help you find?"

Me: "I need caulk"

Ace hardware store guy: "Sorry, I'm not really into women, or anyone actually, so I can't help you with that. Tracy over in the pipes section can though"

Me: "What?"

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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itch is removing all of their adult games now

Oh things are fucking dire huh. There won't be any storefronts left

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“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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i think some of you forgot that cis women experience misogyny and that's kinda wild actually

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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever