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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

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always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

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posting this shit on 2018 tumblr would've done numbers with people who have dyke-snufkin type urls but these days. well if you could spare abite of your watercress sandwich ill be on my way

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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golden age Batman didn't give a single shit

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微妙な距離感で寝る方々

They sleep at a proper distance

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Things Mulder would (probably) do

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our house... in the middle of our leaves¹

¹This is a humourous riff on the lyrics to the song "Our House" by the English ska-pop band, Madness. "Our House" is considered a working class anthem, which contrasts the bourgeoisie lifestyle of the Navidson family.²

²Alright, while the music stuff is factually correct it's still a huge stretch to connect the song and the family this way. Sometimes a corny joke is just a corny joke.

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The Unicorn in Captivity (from the Unicorn Tapestries), 1495-1505 (South Netherlandish) - Tapestry is woven in fine wool and silk with silver and gilded threads.

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Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

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i’m not kidding fucking tag me in this shit or whatever i want to know what your names would have been in the fuckin. 1930s! it’s so fun i feel like i’m uncovering other little izzys under rocks and leaves it’s so pleasant

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the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

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all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize

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reading Carmilla for the first time, this book is even gayer than i ever would think possible. i thought the lesbian subtext was gonna be, well, subtext, but no this is just TEXT

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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.