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Full offense but Ben and Devi would have the absolute best couple's costumes every Halloween.

I like to think that one year they would dress up as each other and it'd be a huge roast-fest. Devi would starch a little patterned shirt in front of Ben and laugh at him the whole time, and Ben would wear the loudest and funkiest colors he could find. ("It's like a unicorn threw up on me," he'd complain, while Devi rolled her eyes and reminded him of the patchwork hoodie he wore in 3x6.)

One year, they would go as the United States and Equatorial Guinea, a throwback to an important day for both of them. Ben, who never does anything halfway, would make an Uncle Sam costume from scratch. Devi would jokingly ask him if he was going to wear an American flag as a cape, and he would say "yes" and rock it just to spite her. (Then she'd ask if he wanted a gun, and he'd decline that but say that if she kept picking on him, he'd nerf her. Spoiler alert: Devi wins the Nerf war and jokes about having nuked him.) Devi, for her part, dresses as the Equatorial Guinea flag with a little blue triangle on her shirt and everything. The tree in the center of the flag is on her hat.

Another year, they simply wear that "our get along shirt" tee. Trent gives it to them because they're arguing, and Ben thinks it's hilarious. They bicker the entire night, but by the end of it they're kissing inside the shirt and forgot to even take it off because they were so absorbed in each other.

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silly little outfits for my silly little villains

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When In Rome

"So... you and Macey are, like, training to be spies?" Preston asked, a sleepy smile emerging on his face. "Please tell me that spies in trained wear spandex."

He's laying on the ground in the guest room I'm occupying, and I can't believe I'm telling him all our secrets, it's terrifying, but the reference to our conversation that seems like it was so long ago catches me off guard and I laugh. "I tell you that Macey and I were 2 of the 90 girls currently enrolled in a so-secret-that-some-of-the-government-doesn't-know-about-us private school training us to be spies and you're first response is "do you wear spandex?"?" 

"Girls in spandex are hot," Preston replies, half-shrugging. 

I blush at this, and when I blush, my whole face turns red. I try to move on by actually answering his question, "Gallagher girls are expected to do any physical assignments in their uniforms, regular clothes, and every once in a while, formal wear, because one never knows when your job will require intense physical activity. You can't exactly ask the enemy agent you're pursuing if you can change into bike shorts and a sports bra." 

It's his turn to blush now. He looks me over, and even though I'm wearing his plaid pajama pants and his very-secret-don't-ever-tell-Macey Taylor Swift's Fearless tour shirt, I feel exposed. He pays me back for my sports bra comment with a move so bold that I'm shocked it's coming from Preston Winters and not, like, Milo Ventimiglia. "Well, regular clothes Cammie is pretty hot too, so that's fine with me."

When I say shocked, you may picture me speechless. You probably don't imagine me, who is, once again, a spy in training, to slip out of my position of laying on my side, off the bed, and half on top of Preston. Unfortunately, that is exactly what happened. It was like a scene Courtney Bauers would read out loud in the common room out of one of her well-loved, pink-covered mass markets about billionaires or vampires. He was laughing so hard, he was crying. I started laughing too. The laughs petered out within a few minutes until we were just laying there, faces wet from tears, staring at each other. And that's when he kissed me.

It was nice. Nicer than it had been with Josh. Damn it, Cammie, don't think about Josh. He grabbed my hips and rolled me on top of him. I starting kissing back in earnest. For god's sake, it was nice. He pulled away from my lips, starting down my neck, letting sense enter my brain. What is happening?

I tapped his side once and he stopped. Not all guys would have noticed. Not all guys would have stopped. He was so nice, so perfectly nice. And that's why I had to stop. I was ruining him every second I stayed.

"We can't do this," I say. I couldn't ruin him. And oh god, Macey. Macey would be devastated. And Zach...

"I understand," Preston said, "I'll leave." I didn't stop him as he gathered himself, patting down his hair, straightening his clothes out. When he reached the door, he turned and asked, "Cammie?" I looked towards him. "You were the woman in Philadelphia, weren't you? The one who flirted with me and talked about my suits?"

I close my eyes. I can't believe he remembers that. "Yeah. That was me."

"Did you mean those things?"

I think back, realizing right now that I had been expressing my own opinions back then. When would I ever learn how to lie to a cute boy? "Yes."

He left without saying good night. I pulled the bank heist the next day, never returning to the embassy.

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breaking news: the two thieves that just robbed you are in love

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I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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since dean is now dead and in heaven does that mean he can see cas in his True Form or whatever??? like this shambling mass of light and wheels and flaming animal heads and eyes and wings shows up and says in a booming electric voice "Hey babe" like what,,,do you think dean would do. do we think it'd be funnier if he was more attracted to this form of cas than cas in his host body? do we think cas uses his true form to harass john? do we think sam walks in on them in an intimate moment and doesn't even realize until dean yells at him? I gotta know

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[ID: a digital drawing of Melanie King from the Magnus Archives at two different points in the show. She is a Taiwanese/El Salvadoran person with tan skin and short messy black hair dyed light blue at the ends. She has freckles, a tooth gap, a scar over her nose, a lip piercing and eyebrow piercing, a choker, and many earrings.

The first one Melanie is standing with her arms crossed holding the Admiral, a black cat. They are wearing black sweatpants with white srtipes on the side and a large dark purple sweater with the word “Spooktacular!” written in white letters on the sleeve, and a print of a ghost with the letters “WTG” on it is slightly visable on the chest behind the admiral. She has a white bandage on her face, covering where her eyes would be. They have a small amount of stubble. They look a bit worried, and her mouth is slightly open. She is saying “They’re welcome…. as a friend.”

The second Melanie has slightly shorter hair the the first styled in a mullet, and there is less blue hair. Her choker has a small star charm on it, and she has much more facial hair than before. They’re wearing a dark pinkish jacket with yellow buttons and off white hood and cuffs, and blue patches seen onto the elbows, and a blue breast pocket. On the right side of the jacket there is a nonbinary flag and lesbian flag pin, and on the left side a pin of the trans symbol. They have on dark purple jeans and a black crop top with a mesh shirt that goes up their neck. They have on hand on their hip, holding a folded up white cane, and their other hand is up, pointing matter-of-factly. Their nails are painted black. She has an annoyed expression, and her eyes sockets are sealed shut with scars. They’re saying “Another reason, we should have left them up there!” /end ID]

LOVING the contrast between the last time Jon and Melanie talked and this time

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i’ve connected the two dots

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Hear Me Out

Supernatural sequel series about Dean Jr and it’s animated: Dean Jr is determined to prove himself and live up to his uncle’s name, so of course when Jack shows up at his door with a lil’ quest, Dean is excited. Jack is like: Well, I’ve got this person who needs to be rehabilitated and deserves a second chance so I want the two of you to go rescue the Queen of Hell bc there’s been a coup and I can’t really help with that. Dean, of course, says yes. Well, turns out Dean underestimated the level of rehab needed because the next day, Emma Winchester shows up, fresh outta purgatory. The two of them go ride to find their way into Hell and restore Rowena to the throne, and solve a ton of mysteries along the way. 

It would explore the legacies that Dean, Emma, and Jack all have thrust upon them and all of them trying to make something of them while not drowning under the pressure. Emma is cool and tries to play it off but she really does suffer just like Dean and eventually her anger becomes a problem she has to deal with. We’d get to see the Wayward Sisters’ kids, and the Fitzgeralds, and all the legacies and new hunters. Like Supernatural, but with more comedy and Dean and Cas are Heaven-Married so Jack and Emma are step-siblings and Dean is their cousin so it’s all family fun time! :D 

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I love my own idea so damn much I feel egotistical. 

Dean Jr and Emma on the road, with the occasional guidance of Jack (who can’t interfere, but pops in to see how they’re doing), putting pieces together to save Queen Rowena? While dealing with their own trauma? Plus, Emma being kinda feral and Dean trying to help her improve and learn right from wrong? The constant fear that Emma is gonna take off and join the bad guys? The stress Dean is under to be as good as his Uncle? 

Also whoever told me about Dean Jr/Cas Fitzgerald needs to apologize bc I’m obsessed now. 

I’m either calling them Fitzchester or DeanCas 2: Electric Boogaloo. 

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Doodle of the Winchester-Novak kids

Jack, Claire and Emma~ ♥♥

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i don’t know about you girlies but the way the cw’s supernatural literally said “the one single difference that makes this universe special from every other universe out there, the only event that puts you outside of the plan of a vengeful and petty god who wants to destroy you for sport, is an angel who, in this universe only, raised the michael sword from hell and promptly fell so deeply and swiftly in love that he never obeyed another heavenly order again. through the unexpected experience of human love, a weapon of god discovered free will, and this world was never under His control again” has me fully fucking spit roasted. it’s 2020 and supernatural (2004-2020) decided to go all in on the idea that our deepest expression of free will is love, and that the person who will save the universe from destruction is an angel who thought of himself as nothing more than a good soldier until he laid hands on one singular human soul and raised him from perdition. they said gay love DID and WILL CONTINUE TO piece the veil and save the day!!!! and not even god can do shit about that!!!!!!!!!!!

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“I wanted to do that for a very long time… You’re right. I do feel better!” ➤ Supernatural || 15.20 - Carry On

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i know they most likely will not be a thing so pls understand that i just think they’re neat

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Oh Alex what did we do to deserve you? :)